We're not talking about your high school boyfriend, either. We're talking about James Spader. Or Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Or Westley from "The Princess Bride." The '80s were chock-full of hot dudes -- but are they still hot? (Plenty of the hottest women from that era are still smokin')
Click through below for the boys of summer (of, uh, 1986) and see if your favorite is still pillow-make-out-worthy. If not, never fear ... Check out our list of old-school summer dates for inspiration on how to get old-timey butterflies with your present-day crush.
80s Crushes Then & Now
THEN: Andrew McCarthy Whether falling for Molly Ringwald in "Pretty in Pink" or for an inanimate Kim Cattrall in "Mannequin," McCarthy was the romantic soul of the '80s. And, as it turns out, the sparks in "Pretty in Pink" were real: Ringwald later confessed to having a serious crush on Andrew during filming.
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NOW: Andrew McCarthy After recent stints on "Law & Order Criminal Intent" and "Lipstick Jungle," McCarthy is returning to his roots: playing Lily's father in an episode of "Gossip Girl" set during the '80s. We hear the episode is actually a backdoor pilot for a potential series called "Valley Girls." A TV series set during the '80s and starring Andrew McCarthy? Where do we sign?
THEN: Cary Elwes As "The Princess Bride"'s dashing Westley, Elwes melted hearts merely by uttering the words, "Inconceivable." We kid, that was Wallace Shawn. "As you wish" is what Westley said to melt Princess Buttercup's slightly prickly heart. (He was also able to yell it while tumbling down a hillside.)
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NOW: Cary Elwes Post-"Bride," Elwes made a career out of basically playing Westley over and over in movies like "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" and "Georgia Rule." In 2005, Elwes filed a lawsuit against the makers of "Saw" for not allowing him to share in the colossal profits from that torture-fest. You can soon see him scanned as a 3-D character in "A Christmas Carol" and "The Adventures of Tintin." Even awkward motion-capture Elwes is still pretty darn smooth.
THEN: Chad Allen Allen first came to fame for his role as the young autistic boy Tommy Westphall on "St. Elsewhere." (Turned out the whole series took place in his mind. Which explains all the Howie Mandel antics.) But it was his role opposite crotchety old Wilford Brimley, and a young Shannon Doherty, in "Our House" that scored him a place in Bop and Teen Beat.
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NOW: Chad Allen Allen spent a good part of the '90s on the swoony "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman," and met with controversy when tabloids outed him in 1996. Since then, he's been a steadfast activist for gay rights, produced and starred in socially relevant projects like 2007's "Save Me" (co-starring Angela from 'Who's the Boss" as a crazy Christian!) He recently turned up on the "General Hospital" spin-off "Night Shift," and also auctioned off his underwear for charity. Ladies? Guys? Crazy "Our House" fans?
THEN: C. Thomas Howell Howell first demonstrated his tough guy persona as Ponyboy in "The Outsiders," and then proceeded to milk it for decades in action roles ranging from the sublime ("Red Dawn," "The Hitcher") to the highly forgettable (pretty much everything after "Red Dawn" and "The Hitcher").
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NOW: C. Thomas Howell C. Thomas continues to be the king of direct-to-DVD action fare, recently starring in his own version of "War of the Worlds" (and directing the sequel, co-starring Christopher "Kid" Reid of Kid 'n Play). If you're up late watching a B-action movie, chances are C. Thomas Howell is the star. He's also on the new show "Southland."
THEN: Fred Savage Just like his TV alter ego's undying love for Winnie Cooper, scores of young girls fell for Savage on his hit series "The Wonder Years." Whether starring in movies like the Nintendo classic "The Wizard," or appearing opposite the Church Lady on "SNL," Savage was one biggest young stars of his day. Though we're still bummed that Kevin and Winnie didn't end up together in the final episode.
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THEN: Fred Savage Believe it or not, Savage is still working in kid TV-behind the scenes as a director for shows like "Ned's Declassified" and "Hannah Montana." Recently, he's branched out into comedy, helming episodes of "Ugly Betty" and the cult hit "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia." On the acting front, Savage made a memorable appearance as Number Three in "Austin Powers in Goldmember," and starred in the pilot "Single White Millionaire." TV could really use a good Fred Savage vehicle right about now.
Just because your wallet is as thin as your clothing these days, your love life shouldn't suffer for it. Try these nearly-free ideas that will make you giddier than the "Summer Lovin'" scene from "Grease."
1. Take a blanket to a local production of Shakespeare in the Park or an outdoor film series.
2. Make a day of lazy tubing on a nearby river with a packed cooler.
3. Climb to the highest place you can find -- the roof of your apartment, a big hill in a city park, or just the top of your car -- and admire the view. Add a six-pack and a pizza for sheer bliss.
4. Lay in the grass and read the entire Sunday paper together.
5. Comb flea markets or garage sales for the tackiest stuff you can find under a buck.
6. Head out to a horse track on a free-admission day (usually Mondays) and place dollar bets on the ponies.
7. Check out an outdoor poetry reading. Bring along a mini notebook so you can pen your own overwrought prose back and forth when the speakers get way sappy.
8. Have a sexy picnic. Bring aphrodisiac foods like licorice, honey, nuts and berries, and non-alcoholic wine sodas in rose, chardonnay or pinot noir.
9. Stay up all night to take in an early morning meteor shower. The spectacular Perseid is on August 12 this year.
10. Sit out on your deck or patio and have this badass dessert dinner.













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Wednesday 08 July
By Hephaestus3515JD
Like IDE say to his face,that faggot Chad movie star,should be doused in gasoline from head to toe and ignited.He is a disgrace to EVERY man on the planet. Signed Hephaestus,God of Fire,One of the White Gods
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Wednesday 08 July
By Christina
"Heartthrob to gay-rights activist"? I just laughed out loud when I saw that header after opening up AIM. Of course conservative old farts would have an opinion like that. Because this guy supports gay rights now, he is suddenly no longer the same person? Bah! Ridiculous. And for the record, just because you believe gay couples should have the same rights as straight couples doesn't mean you're gay. So childish to jump to conclusions like that...Yes, a child just called you childish, how bad is that? And for the record, those EVIL activists are not asking for special priveleges. In fact, it bothers me a lot when minorities think they should get special treatment. It's just that there's this OBSESSION with other people's social lives, and some people seem to think that they should be able to control them and impose their own opinions on everyone else's lifestyle. Wake up and smell the coffee -- it's the 21st century now. You're not stopping anyone from being different by complaining and postponing their legal equality (which is GONNA HAPPEN, unfortunately -- this is America, remember? We don't vote on freedom here). You can shut yourself up in your house (or nursing home or whatever) and pretend things are the same as they were "back in the day", and you're free to do that, but really, you should worry less about whether other people have rights and more about your own lives -- your health, your happiness, your friends and family, the good things that are important to you and make you feel good. We humans are just so fragile, all of us -- you could be alive and breathing and talking and dancing one day and then just suddenly be dead the next. It's so hard to comprehend. That's why you've got to make sure that you live each day as if it were your last. Laying around all day fussing and hating and complaining and stressing about others doesn't do your blood pressure (or your health in general) any favors, I'll tell you that. Just live and let live -- it will feel a lot better than hating. And even if you think gays are disgusting, so what if they have rights? It's not like it actually affects you. And if you think your marriage will be suddenly less meaningful if other people get married too, even if they're the same gender, well you should probably go see a marriage counselor or something because a relationship that depends on something like that is bound to be strained and full of suffering. If you love someone enough to make a promise that you'll stay with them and love them unconditionally for the rest of your life, you shouldn't feel threatened by what other people do because it won't matter -- hence the "unconditionally". You'll still love eachother, and other people's loves being recognized too won't change that. If you truly love someone enough to marry them, nothing will ever take that away. But my point is, you shouldn't let the idea of people being treated as equals get you so outraged that you're spending all this time preaching about how horrible and wrong they are and how they should be stoned to death or whatever instead of actually enjoying the days you have left. Wouldn't it be better to spend the rest of your days doing charity work or something? Wouldn't it make you a lot happier if you were making a positive influence on the world instead of just consuming and polluting and hating everything? What about those poor kids in Africa? People talk about them, but they're too selfish to actually do anything to help because they're too focused on hateful issues like this. Petty things! It's shameful. This is America, this is not a place for oppression. I'm sorry if you feel otherwise -- again, I suggest you focus on your hobbies, or whatever it is that makes you and the people around you smile. It's just not healthy to invest so much time and energy into hating others.
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Wednesday 08 July
By Christina
"Heartthrob to gay-rights activist"? I just laughed out loud when I saw that header after opening up AIM. Of course conservative old farts would have an opinion like that. Because this guy supports gay rights now, he is suddenly no longer the same person? Bah! Ridiculous. And for the record, just because you believe gay couples should have the same rights as straight couples doesn't mean you're gay. So childish to jump to conclusions like that...Yes, a child just called you childish, how bad is that? And for the record, those EVIL activists are not asking for special priveleges. In fact, it bothers me a lot when minorities think they should get special treatment. It's just that there's this OBSESSION with other people's social lives, and some people seem to think that they should be able to control them and impose their own opinions on everyone else's lifestyle. Wake up and smell the coffee -- it's the 21st century now. You're not stopping anyone from being different by complaining and postponing their legal equality (which is GONNA HAPPEN, unfortunately -- this is America, remember? We don't vote on freedom here). You can shut yourself up in your house (or nursing home or whatever) and pretend things are the same as they were "back in the day", and you're free to do that, but really, you should worry less about whether other people have rights and more about your own lives -- your health, your happiness, your friends and family, the good things that are important to you and make you feel good. We humans are just so fragile, all of us -- you could be alive and breathing and talking and dancing one day and then just suddenly be dead the next. It's so hard to comprehend. That's why you've got to make sure that you live each day as if it were your last. Laying around all day fussing and hating and complaining and stressing about others doesn't do your blood pressure (or your health in general) any favors, I'll tell you that. Just live and let live -- it will feel a lot better than hating. And even if you think gays are disgusting, so what if they have rights? It's not like it actually affects you. And if you think your marriage will be suddenly less meaningful if other people get married too, even if they're the same gender, well you should probably go see a marriage counselor or something because a relationship that depends on something like that is bound to be strained and full of suffering. If you love someone enough to make a promise that you'll stay with them and love them unconditionally for the rest of your life, you shouldn't feel threatened by what other people do because it won't matter -- hence the "unconditionally". You'll still love eachother, and other people's loves being recognized too won't change that. If you truly love someone enough to marry them, nothing will ever take that away. But my point is, you shouldn't let the idea of people being treated as equals get you so outraged that you're spending all this time preaching about how horrible and wrong they are and how they should be stoned to death or whatever instead of actually enjoying the days you have left. Wouldn't it be better to spend the rest of your days doing charity work or something? Wouldn't it make you a lot happier if you were making a positive influence on the world instead of just consuming and polluting and hating everything? What about those poor kids in Africa? People talk about them, but they're too selfish to actually do anything to help because they're too focused on hateful issues like this. Petty things! It's shameful. This is America, this is not a place for oppression. I'm sorry if you feel otherwise -- again, I suggest you focus on your hobbies, or whatever it is that makes you and the people around you smile. It's just not healthy to invest so much time and energy into hating others.
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Thursday 09 July
By Sean Padrick Murrey
I have a woman thats to lay with me i would rather have her than one of you brain dead faggots.
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