We're not talking about your high school boyfriend, either. We're talking about James Spader. Or Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Or Westley from "The Princess Bride." The '80s were chock-full of hot dudes -- but are they still hot? (Plenty of the hottest women from that era are still smokin')
Click through below for the boys of summer (of, uh, 1986) and see if your favorite is still pillow-make-out-worthy. If not, never fear ... Check out our list of old-school summer dates for inspiration on how to get old-timey butterflies with your present-day crush.
80s Crushes Then & Now
THEN: Andrew McCarthy Whether falling for Molly Ringwald in "Pretty in Pink" or for an inanimate Kim Cattrall in "Mannequin," McCarthy was the romantic soul of the '80s. And, as it turns out, the sparks in "Pretty in Pink" were real: Ringwald later confessed to having a serious crush on Andrew during filming.
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NOW: Andrew McCarthy After recent stints on "Law & Order Criminal Intent" and "Lipstick Jungle," McCarthy is returning to his roots: playing Lily's father in an episode of "Gossip Girl" set during the '80s. We hear the episode is actually a backdoor pilot for a potential series called "Valley Girls." A TV series set during the '80s and starring Andrew McCarthy? Where do we sign?
THEN: Cary Elwes As "The Princess Bride"'s dashing Westley, Elwes melted hearts merely by uttering the words, "Inconceivable." We kid, that was Wallace Shawn. "As you wish" is what Westley said to melt Princess Buttercup's slightly prickly heart. (He was also able to yell it while tumbling down a hillside.)
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NOW: Cary Elwes Post-"Bride," Elwes made a career out of basically playing Westley over and over in movies like "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" and "Georgia Rule." In 2005, Elwes filed a lawsuit against the makers of "Saw" for not allowing him to share in the colossal profits from that torture-fest. You can soon see him scanned as a 3-D character in "A Christmas Carol" and "The Adventures of Tintin." Even awkward motion-capture Elwes is still pretty darn smooth.
THEN: Chad Allen Allen first came to fame for his role as the young autistic boy Tommy Westphall on "St. Elsewhere." (Turned out the whole series took place in his mind. Which explains all the Howie Mandel antics.) But it was his role opposite crotchety old Wilford Brimley, and a young Shannon Doherty, in "Our House" that scored him a place in Bop and Teen Beat.
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NOW: Chad Allen Allen spent a good part of the '90s on the swoony "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman," and met with controversy when tabloids outed him in 1996. Since then, he's been a steadfast activist for gay rights, produced and starred in socially relevant projects like 2007's "Save Me" (co-starring Angela from 'Who's the Boss" as a crazy Christian!) He recently turned up on the "General Hospital" spin-off "Night Shift," and also auctioned off his underwear for charity. Ladies? Guys? Crazy "Our House" fans?
THEN: C. Thomas Howell Howell first demonstrated his tough guy persona as Ponyboy in "The Outsiders," and then proceeded to milk it for decades in action roles ranging from the sublime ("Red Dawn," "The Hitcher") to the highly forgettable (pretty much everything after "Red Dawn" and "The Hitcher").
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NOW: C. Thomas Howell C. Thomas continues to be the king of direct-to-DVD action fare, recently starring in his own version of "War of the Worlds" (and directing the sequel, co-starring Christopher "Kid" Reid of Kid 'n Play). If you're up late watching a B-action movie, chances are C. Thomas Howell is the star. He's also on the new show "Southland."
THEN: Fred Savage Just like his TV alter ego's undying love for Winnie Cooper, scores of young girls fell for Savage on his hit series "The Wonder Years." Whether starring in movies like the Nintendo classic "The Wizard," or appearing opposite the Church Lady on "SNL," Savage was one biggest young stars of his day. Though we're still bummed that Kevin and Winnie didn't end up together in the final episode.
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THEN: Fred Savage Believe it or not, Savage is still working in kid TV-behind the scenes as a director for shows like "Ned's Declassified" and "Hannah Montana." Recently, he's branched out into comedy, helming episodes of "Ugly Betty" and the cult hit "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia." On the acting front, Savage made a memorable appearance as Number Three in "Austin Powers in Goldmember," and starred in the pilot "Single White Millionaire." TV could really use a good Fred Savage vehicle right about now.
Just because your wallet is as thin as your clothing these days, your love life shouldn't suffer for it. Try these nearly-free ideas that will make you giddier than the "Summer Lovin'" scene from "Grease."
1. Take a blanket to a local production of Shakespeare in the Park or an outdoor film series.
2. Make a day of lazy tubing on a nearby river with a packed cooler.
3. Climb to the highest place you can find -- the roof of your apartment, a big hill in a city park, or just the top of your car -- and admire the view. Add a six-pack and a pizza for sheer bliss.
4. Lay in the grass and read the entire Sunday paper together.
5. Comb flea markets or garage sales for the tackiest stuff you can find under a buck.
6. Head out to a horse track on a free-admission day (usually Mondays) and place dollar bets on the ponies.
7. Check out an outdoor poetry reading. Bring along a mini notebook so you can pen your own overwrought prose back and forth when the speakers get way sappy.
8. Have a sexy picnic. Bring aphrodisiac foods like licorice, honey, nuts and berries, and non-alcoholic wine sodas in rose, chardonnay or pinot noir.
9. Stay up all night to take in an early morning meteor shower. The spectacular Perseid is on August 12 this year.
10. Sit out on your deck or patio and have this badass dessert dinner.


















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Tuesday 07 July
By Mandy
Hollywood money sure helps you keep your looks. A lot of those people look exactly the same and hardly aged. Some of course don't but it just proves once again that people in Hollywood just don't age.
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Tuesday 07 July
By jbarbara74
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Tuesday 07 July
By jbarbara72
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Tuesday 07 July
By Helen
Where's River Phoenix?
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Tuesday 07 July
By Angela
River Phoenix is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday 07 July
By Mesaman
TV spawned another tinkerbell? Hard to believe. The next thing I read will be that he has decided to become Chadra or Chadlet, or maybe LaChadla.
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Wednesday 08 July
By Christina
Heh! So gays are the same as women? No wonder so many guys are homophobic -- you hate women! You view women as inferiors, or objects or whatever, and so then any guy who isn't straight is just like "wow, why would ANYONE want THAT?" If you hate gay guys because they are "girly", you are sexist!
Tuesday 07 July
By TK
Erik Estrada should be mentioned - voted one of the sexiest guys in the world, and he's still hot!
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Tuesday 07 July
By EC
Jonathan Brandis died in 2003 not 2008.
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Tuesday 07 July
By eric
chad is the most handsome hunk i have ever seen he has got the most biggest bluest eyes the blondest hair the most gorgeous smile to die for and the cutest body on a man i am wishing i was his partner for life but we all cant get what we want in life so be it i would love to wake up with him and go to bed with him and just do whatever couples do just to spend my life with him would do it for me
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Wednesday 08 July
By Sean Padrick Murrey
I think you are brain damaged
Tuesday 07 July
By Nrthdude1
Loads and loads of Botox. But they all look great.
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Tuesday 07 July
By jimmyjazz
It makes me mad that you don't understand that being Gay is OK. Not everyone should be the same. You should be glad that you don't have to compete with me for chicks. The male body is beautiful and amazing and it's what I want. So why do you care? My body and my male partner's body have nothing to do with you!!
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Friday 17 July
By delhorndog2002
Hey JimmyJaz, most people wouldn't care if you guys would just stay in the closet. I'm tired of hearing about a perverted lifestyle and having people try to shove it down my throat as mainstream.
Stay in the closet and most people wouldn't care. It's that you're trying to make this mainstream. Some of us don't want our children growing up thinking this is "normal".
Wednesday 08 July
By greg
You are mistakes in nature! Don't you get it? You can't procreate if you're hot for your same sex. Just because there's plenty of normals to continue our race doesn't make your lifestyle "ok". Your duty as a human is to carry on your line just like YOUR PARENTS DID! IF ALL SPECIES WERE QUEER AND MEDICAL SCIENCE WEREN'T AN OPTION... NO LIFE WOULD EXIST. I don't give a crap if it's your preference. We expect pedaphiles to control their urge to be perv's. We demand the same from you. Plus you're indecent. You love men and you insist on going into mensroom, lockrooms, showers, etc... If a normal guy made it a habit of going into womens restrooms, society would throw him in jail or a mental hospital. Yet you see yourself doing that as "a moral thing" to be accepted.
Sunday 12 July
By John little horse
you are a sicko
Tuesday 07 July
By jim
fags rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday 07 July
By Maddy!!!!!! :)
i really don't care he was a HUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNCLE JESSY [HAVE MERCY] I LUV HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
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Tuesday 07 July
By Shauna
i noe riite..
Tuesday 07 July
By emily
my question is why isn't Steve urqel in th picture column?????
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