We're always disappointed when the Fourth of July is over. It's a holiday that gives us an excuse to do all of our favorite things: overeat hot dogs, day drink and wear slutty shorts.

Luckily, there's a place where every day is Independence Day. If you're thinking of Jeff Goldblum's house, you're right. But there's also Fireworks Warehouse, where the magical Bang Bang Lady is waiting to weigh you down with explosives and dance seductively in oversize cutoffs. Click to watch.