Last week we called out 12 of the Douchiest Women in the public eye. We totally appreciate all the comments and input we got. Special props to Paulo One for introducing the word "Douchebaguette" into our vocabulary. The top reader-suggested Douchebaguettes that we left off our list are: Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, Jeanine Garafalo, Nancy Grace and Martha Stewart.
In the words of one reader, NoleGirl: "Nancy Grace, defs. She interrogated a woman into killing herself -- Melinda Duckett. Her son went missing from Fl. Nancy Grace attacked her on the show. She committed suicide the next day."
But the real question was: Who's the 13th Lady D-bag? Megan "All My Friends Are Guys" Fox or Scarlett "Raper of Tom Waits" Johansson.
With 75 percent of the votes, the prize goes to ... Click here to find out.
Megan, You're not the first girl who smokes pot and plays Guitar Hero.
Get off it already.
Get off it already.
On a Different Note ...
We also got a lot of flack for including so many Republicans:
Lora said: "It's a sad day in America that someone would label another a d-bag for being conservative & Christian & for actually believing in/practicing their faith."
Well, as Amber, 26, from Washington, D.C., put it: "Who's fault is it that the conservative christian lightning rods are prime douchebag territory? Not I, as I totally agree with the list. Nice work! BTW, you forgot Gwyneth's greasy-ass legs on Leno...soooo douchey." (And gross!)
We also got a lot of flack for including so many Republicans:
Lora said: "It's a sad day in America that someone would label another a d-bag for being conservative & Christian & for actually believing in/practicing their faith."
Well, as Amber, 26, from Washington, D.C., put it: "Who's fault is it that the conservative christian lightning rods are prime douchebag territory? Not I, as I totally agree with the list. Nice work! BTW, you forgot Gwyneth's greasy-ass legs on Leno...soooo douchey." (And gross!)
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Wednesday 08 July
By Britt
You know who the real douchebags are? Us, for giving a huge enough shit about celebrities to call them out on trying to be hot and interesting like we all do. That said, I love the list anyway.
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Saturday 11 July
By TGP
The fact that there is a category like this says everything about the person who thought it up and nothing about the people who may or may not be chosen for it. I think it iis awful and both Meagan and Scarlet are beautiful women and it should be left at that. Any one who judges them should look in the mirror first and wonder why they should be so judgemental in the first place.
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Sunday 12 July
By kay
I dont understand it.. how is she so annoying to people?? What exactly makes her more annoying to people than her OTHER 23 yr old counterparts like lindsy lohan,,and the olsen twins!??
She clearly isn't a conservative retard like all the other women listed above..people seem to just be jealous of her for no good reason!
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Monday 13 July
By Grim
If you dont know then Im guessing you are annoying too, and let me guess you have a tatoo bove youre tush maybe? ....
Thursday 16 July
By paula
i think its because she in no way shape or form is thankful for how she got her fame and isnt humble abt anything, she talks abt herself and never talks abouth anything else, i mean the only time she probably talked abt something else was when she was promoting transformers which i didnt even hear much abt, i dont hate megan fox and am not jealous, i just dont like how shes kind of self-centered and comes off a little arrogant, i mean lindsay lohan and the olsen twins arent the most prestigious girls out there but at least they know where they came from and is humble about it, yes even lindsay lohan no matter how bad some of you may think she is, she could be more arrogant
Sunday 12 July
By Shannon
Megan Fox... a d-bag! Hmmm... hardly. I love her.
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Monday 13 July
By Carmen Xenakis
Scarlett didn't do that album for the reasons you'd think (for fame and attention she already has that rather serious proportions along with loads of beauty and acting talent). I think anyone who has the means to put out a cover album and sing from his or her heart that it would be acceptable because thats what you do when you listen to Tom Waits, you sing a long, you get theatrical. I think all of these people are being dehumanized here. And yes I think the person/people who writes/write this is/are intensely jealous of the sucess and talent of these public figures.
Scarlett is already a serious actress in so many movie genres. This is a cheap shot about one OTHER things she's done in her life. "Raper of Tom Waits"
Megan Fox is not bad for Womankind. She's a woman. A beautiful woman with a shot in this business and that's more than most of us have. Quit hatin'.
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Monday 13 July
By samantha
STOP MAKING STUPID ARTICLES BECAUSE YOUR JELOUS ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday 16 July
By nicole
Good choice. Every time she opens her mouth out comes word vomit. She does not know when to shut up. Is she pretty yes, can she act debatable but she definatly does not think before she speaks.
Monday 20 July
By supanerd7
with paris running around being famous for nothing except being a rich brat people like scarjo and megan fox are at the top of the list for being dbags to borrow a line from snl really ! really! thats who you guys see as a dbag
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Tuesday 21 July
By hannah
dude leave Megan fox along. She is amazing and of you guys are jealous so STFU!
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Tuesday 22 September
By Lora
Lora said: "It's a sad day in America that someone would label another a d-bag for being conservative & Christian & for actually believing in/practicing their faith."
Well, as Amber, 26, from Washington, D.C., put it: "Who's fault is it that the conservative christian lightning rods are prime douchebag territory? Not I, as I totally agree with the list. Nice work! BTW, you forgot Gwyneth's greasy-ass legs on Leno...soooo douchey." (And gross!)
I did NOT give my permission to have my comments used in the follow-up thread, per the e-mail sent to me by the editor of this piece, as it was just a passing comment. I'm quite disappointed that my quote would be used without my permission, but I guess I am not surprised. I took a point of view from another side & look at the response linked with my comment...a direct insult to anyone who thinks differently than the "main stream". Isn't that what the 60's & 70's were all about? To put an end to that kind of hatred & small mindedness?
Yes, my friends...it appears boiling anger & venemous hatred are alive & well in this country... I do not think it fair, right, or just to mock or make fun of people for any reason. They shouldn't be embarrassed, mocked, or harrassed for the color of their skin, sexual orientation, gender & certainly not for their beliefs.
Furthermore, as I do not allign myself with any political party, I can honestly say that those people who are often made fun of for being "Christian hypocrites" ARE in fact, the most genuinely TOLERANT & loving of PEOPLE...isn't that what we're all asking for? To acknowledge any differences, be tolerated & live in peace? Yet nearly every person I've met on the other side of the spectrum, who profess they want peace & love & "hate not spoken here", the minute they're challenged or encounter someone who believes differently than they do, that poor other person(s) now becomes the subject of gossip, slander, detraction & are directly targeted & humiliated for the way the decide to practice their faith (if any) & live their life. Now, my dear people, THAT IS HYPOCRICY. And that's far worse than any "douchbag"ary...at least a douchebag can call itself just that & live with it...a hypocrite is one gigantic lie...one who lies to the world, to themselves, & uses everyday to propagate deception, almost unknowingly because they don't know any better nor do they know themselves.
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