Mischa Barton wants everyone to stop thinking she's American. She recently told a British newspaper, "Nobody can get their head round the fact I'm anything but a Hollywood girl. In the U.S. nobody thinks of me as American, and here, nobody believes I'm British." Boo hoo! (via Just Jared)

Mariah Carey's newest video, "Obsessed," required the normally trannyish singer to dress in full-on drag: hoodie, baseball cap and a really thick beard. She may be taking a crack at Eminem, who dissed her on his comeback song earlier this year. (via PopEater)

Michael Jackson's body will be returning to Neverland, his believed final resting place, in a glass coffin and via a carriage from L.A. to the ranch. A private viewing is schedule for Friday with the funeral scheduled for Sunday. Whether or not he can legally be buried there is still up in the air. (via BBC)

MJ's hometown of Gary, Ind., wants the star's body back home, though. The mayor recently said that his body could lie in state near the upcoming Jackson family museum and performing arts center. (via Perez Hilton)

Farrah Fawcett's funeral took place yesterday in L.A., and was attended by her "Charlie's Angels" co-stars (including Cheryl Ladd, her replacement) and model Cheryl Tiegs. Her son Redmond and her partner Ryan O' Neal each gave readings. (via Us Weekly)

Britney Spears' new video for "Radar" is a whole lot of the same: nice houses and cars, lusty glances and belly baring from the star. (via PopSugar)