Last night's premiere of the latest HBO buzz show "Hung" was so-so, but one particular monologue got us thinking about the true value of a large penis. The main character Ray is broke, directionless, recently divorced and living in a tent in his back yard, and as he puts it, "My big d*ck is all I've got."Among men, having a large penis is the one status symbol that can't be topped by good looks, a nice car or a fat paycheck. Dudes with big ones seem to walk around with a certain confidence even if they have nothing else going for them. To guys, this line of thought is completely logical -- having a large penis earns you the right to a certain swagger.
Find out why we're less impressed after the jump.
Should we really care that much about nature's freak assignment of genital anatomy? True, no woman wants a small penis, but above a certain minimum standard, we don't really care if it's 6 inches or 11. In fact, we'd prefer a nice, normal-size johnson to some freak show that looks like it's going to hurt us.
Something like 80 percent of women only get off from clitoral stimulation anyway, so we have to think that the real size queens out there are getting off more on psychological stimulation than the way a bigger penis feels.
So who are dudes really impressing with a large penis -- women, or other guys? Large groups of attractive, horny women willing to pay for the pleasure of experiencing a massive tool seems like one more unrealistic male fantasy.
Of course, we guess we shouldn't expect a show based on the premise that straight male escorts exist to be entirely realistic.
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Thursday 02 July
By Jess
I don't know what you guys are talking about. 'Hung' was great. The guy is having trouble and he doesn't know what to do. I mean, if you had a shitty job, your kids moved out, your house catches on fire, your ex-wife left you for a tiny, rich, nerdy dermatologist, and you're taking some "millionaire" class by some douche-bag, then you're bound to do whatever it takes to make a buck. Plus, PLENTY of my friends would hop all over a big you-know-what (as would I, for that matter).
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Thursday 02 July
By Kevin Landry
The real problem here is Follywood. I'm not a puritan by any means, but, "HUNG"? If that isn't proof positive of the moral decadent mindset that permeates these people! Why would any man watch this trite toilet humored show? For that matter, any respectable woman? It caters to the lower street part of society. Men are being portrayed as idiots who only think with the little head. His manhood is measured in inches? We sure have hit bottom.
Our culture has failed to protect one of the most beautiful & spiritually fulfilling experiences of our human lives, and brought it to a level of animalistic gratification. Between viagra, cialis, and all the performance drugs, we're being taught to believe that sexual satisfaction(or bigger a richard) is a clear way to fulfillment. Meanwhile, the pharmaceutical company's thank us.
Sexuality is not the essence of a human being, animals procreate too. It is it's spiritual aspect only, that separates us from the animals.
Good review, and intelligently put. When are these hollywood idiots going to come out of the boys locker rooms? This is about as classy as those adolescent oriented movies done in the '80's(Porky's)
I have not had cable past 10 years now, and never will again. I refused to bring my daughters up with their distorted philosophies, and only regret not doing it sooner!
Whew! That was a mouthful! Thank you for your intelligent review!
Kevin
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Friday 03 July
By Mike
Kevin, Grow up! If the writing is good, no topic is off limits. You have the interpretive skills of Jerry Falwell. If you don't likey, don't watch. HBO has a good track record, time will tell if this is lame. But a male escort with a big penis has all the possibilities as a funeral home haunted by a dead father or a town with Vampires seeking equal rights
Friday 03 July
By T
It depends on the girl, if you're a low mileage sort of girl who'd only been with average men, you don't want to feel like you're giving birth. If you HAVE given birth, maybe what you need after your bundles of joy(s) tore up the road is something the size of your wrist. There's a lid for every pot.
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Saturday 11 July
By the dude
Listen, I don't know what everyone is talking about. I can say, I'm one of "those guys" and I don't fit the "I measure bigger in life because I'm bigger." There is more to life than being pre-occupied with your penis. Comments on this board are kinda arbitrary. So, I will state an opinion and move on, as should everyone else. 1.) I had a reputation for being hung and many girls I went to college with would try to either see it or hook up with me as a kind of urban myth deal. Also, many women have fantasies about "novelty size" men, but it's a small percentage of the populous. So average guys, don't fret.
2.) The show hung is a show. It should be judged on writing, etc. and not the premise. I believe it is well written.
3.) I believe that Jess and her friends would've tried to solicit me in college. :)
4.) I am a successful young professional and successful due to my brain not what I think with in bed.
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Friday 17 July
By dudeandzen@gmail.com
"80% of women can only orgasm from clitoral stimulation..."
NOT TRUE!!! YOUR JUST HAVING BAD SEX and haven't found your g-spot, a-spot, etc.
Some girls can more easily achieve orgasm through intercourse... but all physically "normal" and healthy females can.
Also, an orgasm is more than a physical manifestation. It's mental too.
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