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Men love high heels. And why shouldn't they? They make our legs look hot and also deceive people into thinking we aren't half-man half-Weebles.

But even the sexiest of shoes can go horribly wrong when designers who should probably be crushing boxes at K-Mart sit down in front of the drawing board and let their creative juices flow. These are some of the ugliest heels we could find. Own something worse? Let us know!


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Also on Lemondrop -- Horrible High Heels
We dare you to walk in these.
Flickr, mkorsako

Horrible High Heels

    Well, the good news is you can wear any color you want and still match these. Kind of.

    Flickr, bitterlysweet

    At this point it doesn't really matter what the front of the shoes looks like -- there's no saving these.

    Flickr, eleda

    Yes, they're made out of food, but that's no excuse for putting gigantic flowers on a pair of shoes!

    Flickr, majorbonnet

    The world's worst colors, conveniently combined into one terrible heel.

    Flickr, eraphernalia vintage

    Again with the gigantic flower. A thousand times, no!

    Flickr, geishaboy500

    Nothing says "my other job is exotic dancing" quite like a pair of lucite beauties.

    Flickr, hatimorrella

    Because what every pair of cute shoes needs is crocheted fruit with a healthy sprinkling of rhinestones.

    Flickr, irisgurumi

    The kitten heel really takes the flip flop up a notch.

    Flickr, katerinekenny

    These are good for when you want to look like your drunk high school art teacher.

    Flickr, mirella

    Who knew it was so easy to turn the classics into works of brain-melting tackiness?

    Flickr, mkorsako