Jun 29th 2009 By Emerald Catron
A Polish couple who had been living together in Germany got married and decided to get an annulment on the same day
, after a huge fight broke out almost immediately post-nuptials. It escalated pretty quickly into that "I never want to see you again" phase, which must be pretty awkward right after tying the knot with somebody.
Then the groom began chasing his bride around with a knife and trying to cut her hair. (Judging by what we learned from the Claire Danes movie
, we're pretty sure that's not a Polish wedding tradition.) The cops were called by wifey and they issued the man a restraining order
, which he gladly accepted.
To put the cherry on top of the worst wedding day ever, the surly groom spent his wedding night sleeping alone in a homeless shelter for men. Well, at least as alone as a person can be in a homeless shelter, that is. Happy June!
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