Talk about a woman with a lot of love to give. Emily Horne, 30, has been married five times -- most recently to 25-year-old Ashley Baker in 2007. Thing is, the former escort and bartender never technically divorced hubby number one, which means her last four husbands didn't actually marry her. Sigh.
Yep, in this case it's not the a man who's loading up on wives -- it's a female polygamist who's racking up husbands.
Horne convinced Baker to marry hastily by telling him she had cancer. Another big lie.
Read more about this nightmare bride after the jump.
After the "wedding," the marriage magnet admitted her polygmatic ways to Baker, on what must have been the worst honeymoon ever. During a train ride to Scotland, she showed Baker news clippings and even confessed to serving jail time in 2004.
While he may have been excited to hear that she didn't have cancer, Baker couldn't have been too excited about the tattoo he'd gotten of Emily's name on his neck. (Better than 56 stars on his face.)
Still, he stayed with her for 10 months, believing their relationship was real.
Web of Lies
So what's with this always-a-bride-never-a-bridesmaid chick? A former friend says, "She just likes wedding cakes and dresses!" For example, she wore a black gown and dramatic silver choker to wedding number four.
At one point, she claimed to be engaged to one man, then began a relationship with another, married the second, and moved in with him at the home of the third "husband" -- explaining to her latest spouse that their roommate was just a friend of hers.
The men she's left in her wake are far from happy about the deception. "She wore a lacy thing over her head on her wedding day," her first husband told the U.K.'s Daily Mail. "It's a pity it didn't go round her neck." Ouch.
On the upside, Horne (who's now facing jail time again) is finally receiving treatment for bipolar disorder, and she regrets any hurt she caused her former "spouses."
Does this woman like weddings way more than the average person? Or is she mentally messed up? And what did these dudes see in her?
More cool stuff from around the Web:
Awkward family photos -- more painful than a sham wedding? (Asylum)
Seriously weird theme weddings (Lemondrop)
Some folks never get lucky -- seven real people with insanely bad luck (Cracked)
Real-life videotaped proposals... where she said "no." Ouch! (AOL Personals)
Study: Men like food more than sex (Asylum)












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Thursday 25 June
By yar2009
Polygamy is more than one wife. She is practicing polyandry, more than one husband. But I think, given the lack of sense and morals in the courts, she could appeal this and have the Courts declare laws against polygamy and polyandry unconstitutional. After all many courts allow people of the same sex to marry, ewwwww.
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Thursday 25 June
By LindaM
Let's get this correct. Polygamy is multiple marriages (includes multiple husbands or multiple wives). Polygyny refers to one man with two or more wives. Polyandry refers to one woman with two or more husbands. So polygyny and polyandry are two forms of polygamy. If you are a polygamist, you are also either a polyandrist or a polygynist. Now that's enough English lessons for the day. Oh, by the way, I don't mind everyone bringing President Obama into the discussion. It just reminds me that we have the most intelligent president that we have had for decades. Keep it up for the next 8 years, if you want. I won't complain.
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Thursday 25 June
By Dave
I want to reserve my spot as husband lucky number 7!
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Thursday 25 June
By Wedding Bliss
Aw, shoot, lets all get married. I have a few extra marriage licenses, even some for weekends only and family pictures too. Lets enjoy our own lives and I love these articles, keep them coming. I'm not bipolar, but I respect those who are. I am not married now, but I was once and it was great. If you want to get married, just let me know. Find me and I'm yours!!!!!!!
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Thursday 25 June
By dejeve
well, if the courts ever decide that 2 men can marry or 2 women can marry then why couldn't a man marry more than one wife or a woman have more than one husband?
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Thursday 25 June
By Maria
I guess women are catching up :)
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Thursday 25 June
By tammy
watch out everyone if KANGAREW73 does not like what you have to say they will send you harassing personal e mails!
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Thursday 25 June
By citygurl
sleek my sons r adhd m and your saying we need to rid ourselfs of them , f-- u
and to the obama lovers,,, yea he is such the greatest isnt he LOL,
he did and said what he had to , to get in the white house
But i dont c him doin 1 thing he claimed he was gonna do
so when is this " CHANGE " sopossed to take place oh thats right jan 20, 2012!!!
and no im not racestest my brother in law is black and my best friend is black, so dont play that racest card with me
all i see him doin is worried bout health care , wtf is your health gonna do for you if you dont have money!!
i dont c any of these jobs he ios creating , ogh thats right hes giving them to lil brat kids,, what a retard,, the parents , and single parents needs the jobs not teenagers
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Friday 03 July
By whatistheworldcomingto
I think it is funny you complain of Obama giving jobs to the "little brat kids" as you call it. If you would actually have payed attention you would understand that those jobs were not just given to "little brat kids". The jobs were specifically for UNDERPRIVILEGED children (as in low income families), Children with disabilities, & FIRST & FOREMOST YOUNG PREGNANT MOTHERS. SO basically those "little brat kids" you referred to were all deserving in some way. So know what you are talking about next time before you make yourself sound even more ignorant. Because those "little brat kids" will be the ones taking care of this country as you grow older.
Thursday 25 June
By Ethel
I always have to laugh at the posts from those that read but don't absorb what they read. Some also need to learn that things happen in other parts of the world, it is not always in the US. Big clue for me was the "train trip to Scotland."
To each their own I guess.........for me once was more then enough.
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Thursday 25 June
By darthanakin14
sarcasm alert:
Now that legal marriage between two people is supposed to be whatever the heck they want it to be, why stop there? If all her husbands had consented, how could the moral and legal relativism so dominant in our time dare stop a woman like this from being a polyandrist? I suppose the only thing she did wrong by modern standards was not getting their consent.
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Thursday 25 June
By mmab
Democrate and Acorn people do'nt read bill in the house or senate. Or anything they vote on they take King Obama word on it.
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Thursday 25 June
By irenewoodford
The correct term for the woman who married 5 times is that she is a bigamist - not polygamist
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Thursday 25 June
By gwrthryfel
Yeah, wow. Why don't they do their research? It's polyandry, not polygamy.
And isn't it interesting that a WOMAN who has many husbands get arrested right away, but the much more numerous MEN who have many wives (and could possibly be abusing them and their children) get left alone to do what ever the hell they want.
Also let me point out that this woman actually DID NOT even practice polyandry, as she did not live with or have active relationships with all of the men at once. So, technically she is just a fool, who broke the law by not getting a divorce from her fist husband. But she is NOT A POLYANDRIST.
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Thursday 25 June
By otter
Oh stop moaning about bipolar disorders and go take a pill
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Thursday 25 June
By trode46
members of the polygamist sects marry in the church and are not married in the law. Mabey the first wife is legaly married to him, but all other wives are married in church services and no marriage license is issued,therefore, he only has one wife legaly. There are many people who have multiple spouses. The law cant arrest anyone who has only one spouse legaly.
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Thursday 25 June
By dge46
Our society allows one spouse at a time; therefore, this is bigamy (the crime of having more than one spouse at a time without getting a divorce), not polygamy. Polygamy, which is legal in many cultures, comes in two forms, polygyny and polyandry, depending on whether one's numerous spouses are female or male.
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Thursday 25 June
By upurs
i dont kno about marriage,but any of you hot lookin girls who wanna use me for sex can reach me at ; cheaperbird5@aol.com..please send pix and if ur rich that could put u at the top of the list...get back to me ASAP..!
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Thursday 25 June
By Angela
Hey Avenger...In case you weren't aware of it, regardless of someone's sexual preference, they can comment anywhere just as you homophob bigots can.
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Thursday 25 June
By cat
At least her polygamist ways she's not molesting and raping a bunch of underage girls and boys.
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