Barely legal undead superstud Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi cab over the weekend. A TAXI CAB, you guys! How did this happen? The man is made out of reflective material! Anyhow, our friends at Urlesque have helpfully calmed our erotically charged concern with this delightful "Buffy" / "Twilight" mashup. As the cab driver himself might have said, "HEY, WATCH IT!" (Speedy recovery, Sparkles.)
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Wednesday 24 June
By Chelsea
It'd be uber hilarious if the hit actually killed him. It would totally make my year xD.
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Wednesday 24 June
By Chelsea
God Robert is the scariest fuck (excuse my language) ever. He looks like a goddamn serial killer or rapist.
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Thursday 25 June
By Mai
It shouldn't be funny, but god damn it is XDDDD
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Sunday 28 June
By Audrey
try saying the first sentence out loud without laughing.
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Thursday 02 July
By Mizzie G
that kid is sexy... I think i smell haters!
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Thursday 02 July
By Mizzie G
oh and FYI no one uses the word 'uber' anymore. and probably never should have.
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Sunday 05 July
By Elana
No, it should be funny because it is funny XD VERY funny! You integrated scenes for the fight section very nicely. I'm impressed.
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