Barely legal undead superstud Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi cab over the weekend. A TAXI CAB, you guys! How did this happen? The man is made out of reflective material! Anyhow, our friends at Urlesque have helpfully calmed our erotically charged concern with this delightful "Buffy" / "Twilight" mashup. As the cab driver himself might have said, "HEY, WATCH IT!" (Speedy recovery, Sparkles.)