Your Favourite Whitney Memories: 'Singing At The Back Of The Bus'
Jamie Lee Curtis: Blame It on the Fame Game?
Ann Coulter: "Her douche-baggery is pretty clear," says Elizabeth Cawein of Just a Girl in the World. Just after September 11, "Coulter once said [of Muslim nations], 'We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity,' which makes me think she's also the kind of person who would spit in your drink at a party when you weren't looking and then use the last square of TP and leave the empty roll hanging."Tila Tequila: "What do you get when you put this reality star in a hot tub?" asks Julieanne of Lemondrop. "A) douche tea, B) gonorrhea, or C) all of the above?"
@HomerK123: Sarah Palin...Bristol, Willow, Piper -- they've already been corrupted, throw 'em in there too.
@amy1285: Lindsay Lohan: When you date enough douchbags, their douchbaggery rubs off on you.
@kindercatt: Michelle Bachmann. Added bonus, she's cray-cray.
THE POLL
Megan Fox vs. Scarlett Johannson
With that whole "I'm a hot chick saying I'm bisexual" and all her talk about poop and farts (wow, you're so ONE OF THE GUYS) Megan scores mega lady-DB points. On the flip side, Scarlett had that whole email flirting with Obama and went and married Ryan Reynolds saying, "Humans aren't meant to be monogamous."
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The New Class of Scientologists -- and all possible douchebags (Cracked)
What his porn says about him -- well, according to some sex doctor
If old album covers told the truth (Holy Taco)
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Wednesday 24 June
By sepultado en mar
Vapid cunt
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Wednesday 24 June
By the douchinator
plz replace all 12 ladies with the authors who win hands down in joint first place. You guys are seriously impressive douchebags. Please give all respect to these primo douchebags - these douchbag queens even - and piss on them in the street.
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Monday 29 June
By Bill
Everyone who is a money grubbin-ho(starting with Paul McCartney's ex)should be hungout to dry.Why in hell did she get that money?Is she sleepin with the Judge that awarded her that particular sum?I'll bet if someone looks into the judge's bank account will find some serious deposits.
Wednesday 24 June
By the douchinator
plz replace all 12 ladies with the authors who win hands down in joint first place. You guys are seriously impressive douchebags. Please give all respect to these primo douchebags - these douchbag queens even - and piss on them in the street. Well done douchebags of the lemondrop writing staff!!!
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Wednesday 24 June
By jane doe
Nancy Pelosi, anyone?? What world do you live in?
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Wednesday 24 June
By RebeccaJ
Douchebags, Susie, or just the smartest animals on the planet?:)
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Thursday 25 June
By annoyed
Did Elizabeth Cawein just compare the using the last roll over TP to September 11th?
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Thursday 25 June
By Lora
Wow...why the heck isn't Rosie O'Donnell on the list or Nancy Pelosi??? I would have picked them or Joy Behar over Elizabeth H any day! It's a sad day in America that somone would label another a d-bag for being conservative & Christian & for actually believing in/practicing their faith.
It's also sad that people have demonized this poor Kate woman. 8 children she bore this man-turned-teenage-wannabe & the only thing he can do is stand around, do nothing & pretend he's the victim when he is seen carousing with another woman 10 years his junior. C'mon, you all know If your husbands' treated you with such blatant disrespect, apathy, & immaturity, would you honestly act any different?
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Friday 26 June
By LC
MEGAN FOX?? Sorry, but that's just ridiculous. So she wants male attention. Big efifng deal.
I love your site, but COME ON. You can do better than this.
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Sunday 28 June
By Elle
While I agree about Kate Gosselin, who never was a wife to her husband (hello! Respect? Does that ring a bell)....
I also agree that this seems more 'lets bash conservatives and Christians' that an actual Douchebag list.
Pelosi is primo idiot witch material, as is Rosie O'Donnel, Hillary Clinton, Jeanine Garafalo etc.
OK, so we'll have our own list, however, it may be more close to the truth.
I stand by my earlier statement.
You are bigots (look up the definition).
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Monday 29 June
By ConservativeChristianWoman
I totally agree!! I must be a major Doucher, and should be at the top of their list since I am a total conservative and definitely a Christian. Silly list. Who are you to judge these women, anyway??? We are all douches in someones eyes.......are we not?
Monday 29 June
By Amber
Who's fault is it that the conservative christian lightning rods are prime douchebag territory? Not I, as I totally agree with the list. Nice work! BTW, you forgot Gwyneth's greasy-ass legs on Leno...soooo douchey.
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Monday 29 June
By Taylor
I can't believe you put Kate Gosselin as the 12th Lady Douche!!! For crying out loud, it's not her fault that her husband wants to be a teenager and that they split 6 months in advance to right now and people are JUST finding out about it. On their anniversary, he was out with that Deeanna slut, and she took care of the kids. All in all, I feel bad for Kate and the kids. They're really well-natured kids and I bet you they know all of this!
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Thursday 02 July
By Gigi
They are not calling Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Ann Coulter d-bags because they are christian or conservative; they are ripping them because they are complete morons. There are plenty of smart conservative christian women who shutter when these two open their mouths (I am included). It is hard to be taken seriously as a conservative or a christian when women like this make unsubstantiated claims or fail to keep up their end of a conversation without resorting to crying (Hasselbeck) or name-calling (Coulter). I totally agree with putting them on the list, if for nothing else than for making all women look like idiots.
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Tuesday 07 July
By bonan516
I guess all of the women that labeled these so-called women douchgags have hit an all time high of douchebaggery, because as the old saying goes it takes one to know one.
Don't people have other things to do with their time than to insult other people just to inflate their deflated egos? Apparently not as there is an industry for it it's called "The View". Funny how all the liberally biased douchebags are conspicuously missing here. Joy Behar anyone. She has to be the most smug uppity douchebag I have had the displeasure of listening to. Kind of reminds me of fingernails across the chalkboard. But I guess being catty and ripping on other females is still a spectator sport around here. Peace.
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Sunday 12 July
By erin
heidi-im sorry shes a pathetic excuse as a 'reality star' all she wants is attention. and she married the biggest dumbass in the world. no wonder no one wants nothing to do with her. DO US ALL A FAVOR, FALL OFF ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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Monday 13 July
By Rachel
First of all, hilarious and completely accurate comments bonan516 - I was laughing my ass off...I also want to give a shout out to Lora, Elle and CCW...
Seriously, where the fuck are Pelosi, Hillary, Jeanine and, a new one for you,
Ashley Judd?? Talk about outspoken dipshit women who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Kudos to all who recognize that!!!
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