Baby Porcupine


Whiskers too long. Snout too big. If we were a bitchy, high school animal clique, we'd totally judge this guy for lack of grooming.

Baby Tawny Frogmouth Chick


When we think chicks, we think of cuddly yellow balls of fur that chirp. Not oversize and discolored cotton balls with eyes. And did we mention? They have the mouth of a frog.

Baby Aardvark


The aardvark takes the cutest of the ugly awards. But something about it's snout reminds us of those terrifying pink elephants in the drugged-out, Dumbo dream sequence, and that's what freaked us out.