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Maybe we just aren't old-fashioned enough to understand the allure of having your hymen replaced to make it seem like you're a virgin. Six times. For the same guy. One Russian woman must have seen the appeal somewhere, because she decided to forgo her personal safety to please her husband, who was sorely disappointed that she was not a virgin when they got married. For their one-year anniversary, she went to the doctor and got a hymenoplasty to put her vag in a more virginal state. Her husband had such a good time deflowering her, that they made it a yearly anniversary tradition.
Going in for her sixth operation, she was warned against the procedure because of a weakened immune system, but she went through with it anyway and has landed in the intensive care unit. We're guessing her husband is probably super-bummed now that he isn't getting any at all, "virgin" or otherwise. We say, if you're that desperate, why not use the old "I used to ride horseback professionally" excuse?
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Saturday 20 June
By Mary
Wow- this woman needs to realize that her body is a gift that shes allowing her husband to have, not an object that shes required to let him play with. If I had a daughter who was going to such lengths to please a man who wasnt happy to have her as she was, I would kidnap her and bring her as far away from that @$$hole as I could.
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Monday 29 June
By dee
u know i dont understand why u would want something back that hurt the first time u got rid of it,i dont know about you but my first time it hurt like hell and orgasim please never heard of it till after the hyman was gone,after all these years of being married if hubby said lets replace your hyman so i could have a virgin again i think id slap him with divorce papers so fast his head would spin then just to b a bitch i go get it done for the next lucky man lol na thats a joke
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