Maybe this is just a syntactical mishap, but we're grossed out by this press release promoting sexy lapdances as a great Father's Day gift:In dire need of a last minute gift for the man in your life this father's day? Don't fret. This holiday, give him what he really wants: YOU. Set the mood by shedding your clothes in style, with stripping tips from famed New York City Gentlemen's Club: SCORES.
Stripping Tips:
1) Fill the room with romantic and sexy music to strip to that fits your style & mood.
2) Awaken your man's senses with aromatic candles
3) Pour wine or a drink with ice -- the ice will send chills up your man's spine
4) Decorate yourself with a naughty outfit or lacy lingerie
5) Pole dancing is a thing from yesteryear. All you need are seductive moves and "come hither" eye contact, and he'll be putty in your arms.
Is it just us, or does it sound like they want us to get sexy with our fathers? And what kind of stripping tips are those anyway? You'd think the hardworking ladies at Scores could give us something better than lighting an Everglade candle and getting him drunk. By "him" we mean "anyone who did not contribute biologically to our existence."
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Tuesday 16 June
By Antony
I have to admit this is pretty creepy at first until you realize they are talking to the mothers here. It's STILL creepy until you think about it, then you realize again, this is how you became a father(sexual attraction) in the 1st place.
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Thursday 18 June
By Kelsey
Okay. The person who wrote this is just ignorant. They aren't talking about doing a strip tease for daddy. Clearly it says "for the man in your life". It's talking about wives giving gifts to their husbands (or baby daddies and what have you).
Get your head out of your ass and out of the incest porn. Thanks.
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Thursday 18 June
By GL
That pretty well sums up what I was going to say.
Saturday 27 June
By Iceshark39
Okay, first glance I was a bit uneasy about this one, but actually reading it through, TO THE END, gave a new perspective. Give the taboo stuff a side line and think about it not as a 'relations' issue but a 'relationSHIP' issue. For wives/lovers to perform for THEIR 'daddies' I don't see a big deal. Actually, kind of romantic. But that picture chosen to go with this article *shudder* That could have used some serious editing!!!
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