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The I-wasted-my-first-kiss-on-you kiss"I was 13 and was making out with my boyfriend when I blacked out," said Abby, 26. "I didn't then, and still don't, remember one thing about it. All I know is I came to and my lips were moving. It was in the middle of a side street in the dead of winter and it was wet and sloppy, which didn't stop me from going back for more. I thought I was going to marry this kid. I bought him a bottle of Obsession cologne for Christmas. He promised he had a gift for me, but never gave it to me. Then he dumped me for a seventh grader."
The attack-of-the-killer-tongue kiss"In high school I was walking to my bus when my boyfriend of, like, a week went to say goodbye to me," said Alex, 24. "He literally went in so fast and stuck his tongue so far back in my mouth that I didn't even realize what was going on. I was just standing there with my eyes open making out for a good 30 seconds before I realized that this weirdo just stuck his tongue down my throat in record time. Needless to say, I broke up with him two days later and never went back for seconds!"
"My first kiss ever was so horrible," said Lynne, 21. "His tongue was so darty that I think he thought he was a lizard. I consider kissing a make-it-or-break-it situation, and if your first kiss is bad with someone, it's a total turnoff."
The you-gross-me-out kiss"My ex used to stick his tongue in the back part of my mouth, you know, where all the popcorn kernels get stuck," said Jackie, 22. "I didn't realize just how bad he was until I stopped liking him, and at that point I couldn't even stomach him long enough to let him touch me. I never forgot it."
"One time my ex-boyfriend went in for a kiss right after eating an ice cream sundae," said Emily, 26 "It was probably one of the grossest things I've ever experienced. The kiss tasted like milk and caramel, and not in a good way!"
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Tuesday 16 June
By Victoria
My first boyfriend thought he was all that and that he could kiss amazingly. He tried to kiss me for the first time after eating a chicken parmasean sandwhich and ended up getting a mix of slobber and sauce all over my face. It was the most disgusting thing and even though I liked the kid, I always tried to avoid him so that I wouldn't have to expierence that again.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Chris
The worst kiss I ever had was with a girl I had known for a short time. I was about 35 yrs old at the time. I was friends with her and her roomate. I went over to their house to play cards one night and she was the only one there. While we waited for the rest to show up she attempted to get me to more or less "make out." (if thats what you can call it at that age) We started kissing and she sucked on my tongue so hard it ripped the piece of skin that it underneath your tongue (frenulum) It actually bled for quite a while!
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Friday 17 July
By Melissa
WORST KISS EVER ---> I had a guy lick my lips. Repeatedly, in a circle motion. He just kept licking my lips and wasn't even really kissing. I was getting so frustrated, i kept trying to lead him back to the kiss, but I guess he though his move was sexy or something. I was finally so grossed out, I just gave up. I told him that he licked my lips too much and he thought I was kidding. It's really sad, the hottest guy I've ever kissed was the absolute worst. *shudder*
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Sunday 26 July
By elise
dont know if this was the worst kiss ever, but it was pretty high up there. it was prom, and i was expecting a magical night. me and my date were dancing and getting hot (not temp-wise) and he lifted my chin and started making out with me. romantic right? no. his mouth covered my whole mouth and then some. i was thinkin "THIS IS NOT CPR!" and he initiated a nice crowd around us, which i heard saying 'hes eating her face'. i had to excuse myself to the bathroom and wipe the slobber off of every inch of my face, and meanwhile the entire school talked about how i "got it on" with my date.
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Sunday 26 July
By Ashton
Worst Firstie.
I wanted to be "sweet 16 and never been kissed" but needless to say, i didnt make it. I was 2 days shy of being 16 when this boy named tommy took the plunge. I was waiting for him to drive me home from the make-shift skateboard park behind my school. As he skated up to me he said "you know... with your dad being a pastor and all, i might never get this chance again." and with that he kissed me. It wasn't an especially bad kiss or anything, but it was the most peculiar tasting kiss. After he finished, he skated round to the drivers side of the truck... as he did though i realized that he had wrecked his board only minutes before and sucked the blood off his arm from the wreck.
Ew.
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Tuesday 22 June
By Natalie
I barely remember my first kiss. It happened my sophomore year of High School with my first boyfriend, Andy. After class, as we were parting ways he swiftly kissed or rather pecked me. The kiss itself wasn't so horrible, more like the fact that I barely had time to think... or realize what had just happened. He ran away after the fact. I broke up with him within a week for reasons unrelated to the kiss.
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