Lindsay Lohan's been accused of stealing jewelry that was loaned to her while shooting for Elle magazine in London. In the past Red has reportedly nabbed furs, clothing and Louis Vuitton merch. (via Perez Hilton)

Miley Cyrus was spotted making out with a cute young dude on the beach, but it wasn't her ex Justin or her rumored current beau Nick Jonas. She Twittered about the kiss, explaining that it was her new movie co-star Liam Hemsworth. (via PopEater)

Bruce Willis
and his new Demi, Emma Heming, grace the cover of W magazine this month. We'll let you judge the cover for yourself, but we think Bruce's middle-aged, tattoo-covered torso looks a little like an over-the-hill biker. (via Anything Hollywood)

Chris Brown was spotted at the Lakers game Sunday night with singer Teyana Taylor -- whom the paps and bloggers keep comparing to Rihanna. We don't see the resemblance at all, but, you know, whatever makes 'em happy. (via Just Jared)

David Letterman
apologized for his "bad joke" about Sarah Palin last night. The talk show host had previously commented on the governor's slutty workwear and made a joke about her 18-year-old daughter, Bristol. A similarly sappy apology acceptance is expected from Palin today. (via People)

What is "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" going to do now that Heidi and Spencer Pratt have departed for good?! Other members of the cast, including model Janice Dickinson and Daniel Baldwin, are also unable to film new episodes. That can't bode well for the only marginally entertaining show. (via E! Online)