When my friend Marcia's dirty, deadbeat roommate skipped out of the apartment (and on the rent) she left behind a number of seemingly unusable items, including a mattress. So naturally, Marcia sold them on Craigslist. Turns out that no matter what kind of random junk you're saddled with, there's probably someone willing to pay you money for it. I know, because I've become an eBay aficionada in the past couple weeks. As many of you know my mom died in March, leaving us quite a collection of toys, dolls, china and all sorts of brick-a-brack that my siblings and I (though it breaks our hearts) have been selling. In doing so, I've learned a few things.
You may have a few items around your home that you've thought of selling on eBay or Craigslist, but just haven't gotten around to doing it. As both an eBay shopper and somebody who's newly turned to hocking my stuff as a source of income, I'll give you the ins and outs, ups and downs of buying and selling things online.
Click here for CJ's tips on unloading your junk online.
1. Whatever shipping costs, it's worth it. I used to hate when something cost too much to ship, but now that I'm on the other end, there's really no such thing as too much for shipping. Finding the right-size box, packing paper, packing tape, driving to the post office, waiting in line, and then the cost of shipping ... I feel like, no matter what shipping costs it's not enough to make up for what it takes to get this item safely packed up and shipped to the person who bought it. So don't be a snob about shipping costs. Shipping is a pain in the arse.
2. When you win an auction, PAY THE PERSON IMMEDIATELY. I have several auctions that ended a week ago and the people who won the auction have yet to pay for their items. I mean, c'mon people! Paying on time is polite and keeps your rating high, which means people will be more likely to buy from / sell to you.
3. Be prepared for any and all jackass questions. "What are the dimensions of this item?" "Can you combine shipping costs if I buy more than one item?" "Can you take a close-up picture of the scratch on the lunch box so I can see how bad it really is?" My initial reaction to questions like this is "For eff's sake, bid or don't bid." But then I usually just answer their question in the nicest way possible, which is all part of being a good salesperson. It works, too.
4. Use the "Buy Now" option. It may cost you more in the long run, but the instant gratification and lack of hassle is worth it. Nobody wants to wait seven days to be sniped by some D-bag with an itchy trigger finger. (Unless I'm the D-bag with the itchy trigger finger. Then it's fine.)
5. When selling locally on Craigslist, offer delivery. A big deterrent for shoppers is that you actually have to go pick the crap up once you've bought it. (Oh, and there are always those raped-and-murdered stories to up the inconvenience factor.) I highly recommend NOT going to deliver to strange addresses alone, but if you have a car and can offer to drop the item off, you're much more likely to get rid of it.
I know there are a lot of other sites where you can buy and sell your stuff. I'm curious to know which ones are your favorites, so please leave me a comment and let me know if there are other places I should be checking out.
And now this week's unemployment update ...
To Do: Still looking for a kick-ass job. I have never been unemployed for this long in my entire life. I seriously can't believe it.
(And if you want to check out my eBay auctions, here's the link: http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/foxystardust. I look forward to your jackass questions.)














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Friday 12 June
By Edie
dying to know what D-bagging means so I can use it daily.
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Saturday 13 June
By Holly W
So how long did it take to figure out how to post the first item on ebay and how long does it take to post now that you've "got it down"?
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Saturday 13 June
By CJ
Holly, I replied to your question above :)
Sunday 14 June
By Alice
Swaptree.com
Gameswap... I think
These are trading sites though. Still worth a look.
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Saturday 13 June
By C.J.
Thanks for the hot tip Alice! I'm all over it.
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Saturday 13 June
By CJ
I don't know why some of the comments are showing up here in the comment page but I'm getting them in my email so I'm going to respond anyway.
HOLLY, it took forever at first. I mean I think I entered 10 things in like a 7 hour period... between a slow internet connection and trying to write really funny descriptions that no one appreciated in the least. Now I snap a bunch of pics and write up some quick accurate descriptions and get it up on the site.
I re-read them later and always find horrible spelling errors and fix them, or I'll get an email from a friend saying "Hey, you know you spelled deceased wrong right?" And I'll have to go back and fix it. If enough people point out my spelling errors I learn new words. I really don't know why I have such a hard time with spelling. I really do. I even took a "spelling" class in college. A class for retards because I was embarrassed at my spelling. I aced the class and continued to spell horribly through my entire life. I don't understand it at all. Really basic words that my brain just won't remember or accept. Also I write a lot so there's lots of opportunities to see how badly I spell. My editors on lemondrop make me sound like a genius. They do good stuff. I would sound like a retard without them. I wish they would edit my ebay listings so I could sound super cool and smart there too.
But to answer your question... I'm much faster now. I could do 20 items in an hour if I had to and the internet connection was kicking ass. It's also hard because it's my poor dead mother's belongings, who died of cancer in March. So people don't realize how emotional it is for me to sell her Freddy Crueger doll. It's just like her to own a Freddy Crueger doll. I try to put my feelings aside and process the merchandise. (Though sometimes I come across something that makes me cry for a while. I guess it's the healing process.) Just think how many times someone has cried over an item you purchased on ebay? I'll bet it happens more often than you think.
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Saturday 13 June
By CJ
Holly, thank you for your questions... it's a good one... look up. I responded to your question.
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Saturday 13 June
By CJ
And as for Edie... you have a filthy mind little lady. We should wash it out with soap. Though I'm sure you'd find an innuendo for that scenario as well. So shall it be my friend. So shall it be.
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Saturday 13 June
By CJ
I'm getting no bids on my mom's dolls. Does anybody buy dolls anymore? They're cool dolls. It's just that this is all we got from our dead mother so we're trying to sell it off and get a little money since none of us really collects the kinds of things she collects. Do you think it's the recession? I mean why isn't this stuff selling at all? Frustrating. I'd take almost any offer. Maybe my asking price is too high, but I think that's a fair starting price if you want the doll. Whatever, I guess I shouldn't panic, we have days and days, surely someone will bid on something at some point. While I sit here doubting my salesmanship abilities.
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Monday 15 June
By Gerard
PLEASE pay immediately, it also gives you more justification when you need to complain about people taking 2 weeks to ship something to you.
Great pointers.
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Wednesday 17 June
By tommy wren
i've sold some crap, i mean teasures on ebay...but i still dont know what to charge. do you start low hoping for a high bides or you just take what you can get for it. .. how much on fees do you pay on average..i got a small stuff, is it worth it. ..advise ?
Thansk
Tommy
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