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It may just be a plain old clubbed thumb (boring!), but we're hoping it's a hitchhiker's thumb for added comedy, and also in case she's stranded on the side of the road and needs to get a lift ... not that she'd have any problems, anyway.
Get a closer look after the jump.
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Thursday 11 June
By Lahoma
Okay - I'm a 40-year-old housewife - as girly and feminine as I can be - but I have a girl-crush on this beautiful lady. She's probably the top 3 most beautiful people I've ever seen - tattoos, weird thumb and all. That little flaw just makes her seem more human - less porcelain-like. I'm proud of her for not hiding it.
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Thursday 11 June
By bill
mmmmm Lahoma i like you taste in women, mmmm yes and that turns me on, drop me a line at "burnsjro@aol.com" and we can talk about it thanks
Thursday 11 June
By Dr. Bill
Ms. Fox needs to see a cardiologist. She has classic Holt-Orem Syndrome of atrial-digital dysplasia. People who have a thumb that is "digitalized" or looks more like a finger than a thumb, have a very high likelihood of having a heart problem,, which usully means that the wall between the two upper heart chambers (the atria) may have an abnormal openin called an atrial-septal defect. If you want to read more you can look up Wikipedia, or the National Library of Medicine Home Genetics Reference http://ghr.nlm.nih.gov/condition=holtoramsyndrome
Since 75% of people with this shape of thumb turn out to have heart problems, she should see a knowledgeble physician sooner rather than later.
This is one of the more fun medical problems that you can diagnose from across the room.
-dr bill
Friday 12 June
By zoey
i totally agree. o dont care that she haas a wierd thumb, we all have our flaws. so why do we have to point out hers?
Friday 12 June
By SaLoRiNa
I have the same thumb! haha both of mine are like that though. I have no clue where I got them from. No one in my family has the "toe thumb" or "spoon thumb". I feel much better about my thumbs now :) I wanna be a model...
Thursday 11 June
By Elizabeth
I think it is rediculous to insualt Megan Fox because of her thumb.
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Friday 12 June
By formyson
I agree Elizabeth!! What's next on the list for this site to make fun of??? I think she's a beautiful girl no matter what he thumb looks like!! To even point it out only goes to show you that this writer had nothing else to write about today. And before some of you ask... No, I don't have a thumb like hers nor do I know anyone who does and if I did, I wouldn't be embarrassed to say so. The only good thing this article did was .... allowed those who do have a thump like hers to KNOW that it's ok not to feel bad about theirs!!! Remember folks, true beauty comes from WITHIN!!! Peace to you all
Friday 12 June
By Michelle
Idon't think that anyone is denying her beauty persay..but it is good to know for many young girls or anyone who looks up to celebs and think that they are perfect and have no flaws..this just kinds of reminds everyone out there that Celebs are human too..
Tuesday 16 June
By Rhiannon
Would bad spelling be a better reason?
Thursday 11 June
By Jim
i'm thinking when used in the proper way for pleasuring herself, probably not a bad thing.......
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Friday 12 June
By george
I worked at silver cup studios where she was on the cast of hope and faith. i saw her without ANY makeup. I am not lying when i tell you she looks like trailer trash. her make up people are miracle workers.
Friday 12 June
By linda
that is a crude thing to say or even think....where are your morals...would u say the same about your own mother????no!
Thursday 11 June
By sharffj
If she was my wife i could live with the big thumb
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Thursday 11 June
By embee
hahaha!! i noticed her janky thumb a long time ago. christina aguilera also has weird little monkey fingers. anyway, the thumb isn't as much a flaw, though, as the way her mouth is always hanging wide open. she's like a venus fly trap... she'd be so much sexier if she stopped trying so hard.
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Friday 12 June
By Arianna
Lol!! I noticed her thumb in transformers... It is super wierd..... But WHO really gives a crap?!! If God made me look like her but I had to live with wierd thumbs I'd say HELL YEAH!!
Thursday 11 June
By erinn
Looks like a big toe ...
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Thursday 11 June
By sue
Those thumbs run in our family.... My grandfather, mother and two nephews have even fatter square thumbs.
Saturday 13 June
By SGT
looks like a big hoe
Thursday 11 June
By dirty sanchez
shes so hot! i would suck on that thumb all night. all you people who are saying she is weird or gross or not attractive when she "opens her mouth" your ridiculous and simply jealous. grow tits
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Thursday 11 June
By my thumbss
o my goodness!!! my thumbs are identical to hers!!! im so glad someone else has thumbs like mine!! nd her of all people! wow, that makes me feel so much better about them!
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