Kissing stimulates more than 30 muscles in your face, which can help stimulate blood and smooth your skin. Kissing also prevents cavities, gingivitis and tartar buildup by stimulating saliva production. And a five-second kiss can burn up to 12 calories! What better reasons do you have NOT to interrupt your make-out sesh with words? If you still can't keep quiet, though, please refrain from uttering any of the following ill-advised aphorisms, guaranteed to offend, perplex and creep out your dude.
10. "Wanna get a hotel room?"
Solid relationship going on two years? This is
a perfect, spontaneous suggestion. But, if you're a rookie acquaintance, pump the brakes. You don't want us thinking you're that
type of girl.
9. "How about a mint?"Ya know, Halitophobia -- the delusional fear that one suffers from bad breath-affects 0.5-1.0 percent of the adult population. And if you're just trying to get
out of a bad kiss, you're not helping. Discreetly flash your
Wisp and we'll get the idea.
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Thursday 11 June
By Zoey
Definitely, do not say, "Hmm, smells like fish." Girls definitely don't like that. Any referances to fish when you're being intimate is a distraction. Also, any suggestions of rear entry or "burying one's bone in the backyard" is also somewhat crude and distasteful. I have braces and even references to oral sex are not acceptable, period. No matter what time of the month.
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Thursday 11 June
By Bud Zeelig
Thank You, Zoey. Nothing like a slight hint of vaginal waft to warrant the now and then breath mint...;-) Or so it goes? (Ever catch an episode of "Dirty Jobs" on Cable? Would you like some mayo on your cheese?)
Thursday 11 June
By bhaltikekar
My first kiss -young girl-engaged-view matrimony.
i was invited to see the girl,did not know much of each other,
in a upper room -no one else there-i suddenly happened to embrace-n kiss her lips-
she was lost for a moment-heavenly joy ?i too expericed-as if i am in heaven !the kiss was -divinely Pure -being first-extempore-
n that joyous feel-still in my mind -gives pleasure-joy-
n like that was first n the last. love ?at first sight-as if magnetic power in those lips
-my lips -same wave length-meet-for a while-but that was the first n the last-but feel-joy -fresh in my mind-oh god-thanks .very natural--
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Sunday 14 June
By AAMIIT
GREAT ARTICLE...FROM MY PRACTICAL LIFE I FOUND ITS REALITY LOLZ
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Thursday 11 June
By Bobbi
I think the comments are disgusting. Kissing is not having sex. The two
things are totally seperate. Why do people nowadays think kissing is sex?
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Thursday 11 June
By Ed
I love how everyone jumps straight to a guy/girl relationship.
Where's all the "things you should say" articles. Here's one for you...whimper when he/she kisses you. Nothing beats a good kiss like seeing your partner making you seem like your the best kisser in the world. Or a simple "wow" is sufficient. People, take some consideration in what you 'say" and not just body language.
And about the phone thing...come on. Why do you need to answer a call or a text? Screw the caller/texter and worry about it later.
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Thursday 11 June
By ANGE
HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU
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Thursday 11 June
By will
The first kiss is always the best, before sex..The second best kiss is the one after sex...in between should be reserved for fu..ing
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Thursday 11 June
By Millertwin
this article is really dumb. I wish aol would write something a little more entertaining.
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Thursday 11 June
By james whorton
telling a girl that she is not as good as her sister is a bad idea also.
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Thursday 11 June
By mark
Get of the stupid blue butterfly! I'm now leaving your site because of your intrusive advertising!
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Thursday 11 June
By tony
my girl friend asked how much do you have to put in.
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Saturday 13 June
By Mark Kelley
And, guys should never say, " I just love it, when kissin a girl makes me fart."
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Saturday 13 June
By allenschroeder3
Many of the things posted here--AND the answers--are sorta dumb! I can't think of any worse put-down than one word: "YUCK!"
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Saturday 13 June
By Nancy
LMAO How about "I feel nauseous" & then stick you tongue down his throat....
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Saturday 13 June
By joe willie
After a little kissing I always say ,"Can I just stick the head in please?"
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Saturday 13 June
By evelyn
dont spell out your name with your tongue when you kiss! I was so focused on that when i kissed him that i didnt enjoy the kiss very much, but it did end with me getting laid. OH YAA!
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Tuesday 16 June
By Mike
Grandma?
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Tuesday 16 June
By kshane
There is no such word as empathetic look it up, the word is empathic. amazing how many newspapers and other publishers get this wrong.
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Friday 19 June
By kina
omfff i always make out tahst y im soo skinny :p
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