Kissing stimulates more than 30 muscles in your face, which can help stimulate blood and smooth your skin. Kissing also prevents cavities, gingivitis and tartar buildup by stimulating saliva production. And a five-second kiss can burn up to 12 calories! What better reasons do you have NOT to interrupt your make-out sesh with words? If you still can't keep quiet, though, please refrain from uttering any of the following ill-advised aphorisms, guaranteed to offend, perplex and creep out your dude.

10. "Wanna get a hotel room?"
Solid relationship going on two years? This is a perfect, spontaneous suggestion. But, if you're a rookie acquaintance, pump the brakes. You don't want us thinking you're that type of girl.

9. "How about a mint?"
Ya know, Halitophobia -- the delusional fear that one suffers from bad breath-affects 0.5-1.0 percent of the adult population. And if you're just trying to get out of a bad kiss, you're not helping. Discreetly flash your Wisp and we'll get the idea.