Jun 11th 2009 By Matt Christensen
Kissing stimulates more than 30 muscles in your face, which can help stimulate blood and smooth your skin. Kissing also prevents cavities, gingivitis and tartar buildup by stimulating saliva production. And a five-second kiss can burn up to 12 calories! What better reasons do you have NOT to interrupt your make-out sesh with words? If you still can't keep quiet, though, please refrain from uttering any of the following ill-advised aphorisms, guaranteed to offend, perplex and creep out your dude.
10. "Wanna get a hotel room?"
Solid relationship going on two years? This is
a perfect, spontaneous suggestion. But, if you're a rookie acquaintance, pump the brakes. You don't want us thinking you're that
type of girl.
9. "How about a mint?"Ya know, Halitophobia -- the delusional fear that one suffers from bad breath-affects 0.5-1.0 percent of the adult population. And if you're just trying to get
out of a bad kiss, you're not helping. Discreetly flash your
Wisp and we'll get the idea.
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Wednesday 10 June
By Huffinmuth
As a guy kissing a girl-You kiss just like my wife-and your Mom-lol
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Wednesday 10 June
By kina
this is sum really grt nws!!
Wednesday 10 June
By Deward L Thompson
Always chew your gum and eat your mints befor you Kiss your girl I have found out that always throw your gum away before kissing women dont like that.
I have been married to one woman for 48 years. That should tell you something
Good Day.
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Wednesday 10 June
By Sheila
Why is this important. Dumb!
Wednesday 10 June
By musiclvr2
I think it's commendable when a married couple loves each other so much that they honor their marriage vows and remain married "till death"....that's so rare in this day...my parents have been married for goin on 38 years now...one can only pray for such a loving relationship
Wednesday 10 June
By CB
How about the 3 words worst of all said after sex?
--Are you done?
--Is that it?
...and the list could go on. lol
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Wednesday 10 June
By vdbhakm
wow thats true!
Saturday 13 June
By Louise Dyer
needed a lift and that gavce it to me thanks think we could market t-shrits
Thursday 11 June
By R
how about DURING sex,,,"is it in?"
Tuesday 16 June
By SYLVIA
'WHERE WERE YOU?"
"ARE YOU READY?"
"THAT REMINDS ME ......."
"YOU'RE GETTING THERE"
Wednesday 17 June
By carbonWolf
3 worst words to hear from a girl after sex...
"Finished my book!"
"Thanks, kid. NEXT!"
"Pregnancy test time!"
"You're a GUY!!?"
"My husband's better."
"Where's the condom?"
"So THAT'S 'mediocre'."
"New speed record!"
"I take Visa."
Wednesday 10 June
By Marshall
Hard to believe that kissing burns up caleries . I find French kissing a bit
odd as two tongues enter each others mouths at the same time. I have
done lots of that. I did not really enjoy French kissing either. I make sure that
I have brushed my teeth and I have flossed my gums .
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Thursday 11 June
By J KYLES
FLOSSING GUMS? YOU FLOSS IN BETWEEN YOUR T E E T H, MORON!
Wednesday 10 June
By Susanna
48 yrs.? that is great! :) God bless you two! ;)
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Wednesday 10 June
By elijah
TRY PEACH FLOVARED BRANDY OR APRICOT FLAVORED BRANDY JUST RINSE BEFORE YOU KISS...its great for people that spend all day running back & forth to break truck ..every day ..eating those nasty hot dogs with ONION breath .COFFEE..breath & cigarette stained teeth .. oh you mean the brandy thing ..just a liL secret I learned over t/years as a BARTENDER..and if SHE is smoking ..DRINKING ..she/s f-cking ... ////// ????
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Wednesday 10 June
By DP
How about, "mmm...I've got a woodie!"
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Thursday 11 June
By Robin
That sounds just like a guy, my husband would for sure say something like that
even after 16 years of marriage, he still gets woodie from kissing me.
Yes I brush before kissing and always try to have good breath.
Wednesday 10 June
By horsehung
Matt here is clueless..... god bless him
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Wednesday 10 June
By Gene
Kissing is "an art and an expression of feelings for another"...............
Don't take it lightly...........................................................................................
Put "your all" into each kiss, and "savor the feeling" !
Remember always, it may or could be your last kiss with that significant other or important person in your life.
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Thursday 11 June
By kaycie
Gene.....you expressed my feelings exactly...kissing is very subtle communication, almost an art and can express thought and feelings much more accurately than words...If there is that communication, it is sublime.