Wondering if you're a "hoe"? Twitter's new trend #urahoe might have some answers for you.

Apparently there's not much a lady can do these days without being a "hoe." (Yes, we know that's spelled wrong.) For example, if you have a lock on your phone so people can't look through it, "urahoe" according to @azanders. Or, according to @jaeswaggs, "sitting in a room w/ dudes n u've seen mor than 1 dick in that room," will also make you a "hoe" and unfortunately must make all of our friends who went to a naked-friendly liberal arts college incredibly nasty freaky "hoes."

Although most of them are stupid and/or offensive, there was one that struck a chord with us, could easily apply to men and women, is hilarious, and might be words to live by, courtesy of @joseeeee: "urahoe if you think every song by the ying yang twins is about you." It's true -- those guys are nasty. And thanks to Jezebel for the heads-up that we are all probably "hoes."