Procrastination: It's an art and a lifestyle. Sure, anyone can put off urgent stuff, but it's the truly skilled procrastinator who can fall down an Internet rabbit hole and avoid work e-mails for hours. If you're not yet to the level of Master Avoider, let us get you started with these lunchtime links.

1. First, video proof that Bob Barker was wrong about that whole spaying and neutering your pets thing. All you need to do is show this kitty to your family animal, and it will immediately turn sterile. (I think it's a cousin of this freakish feline.)

2. On the crazy creatures tip, how's about this tiny fifth horseman of the apocalypse? They say it's a mouse/chick hybrid, but it clearly escaped from Jim Henson's workshop in 1983 and has been living under some staircase ever since.

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3. Moving on to real people (but still just as furry), if you didn't see Zach Galifianaikis in "The Hangover " last weekend, catch a glimpse of his hilarity for free in this tete-a-tete with co-star Bradley Cooper.

4. Grown men slapping each other too highbrow for you? Please enjoy this compilation of butter pranks and contemplate what colorful words you would let fly if you went on a dairy slip and slide.

5. Q: What's better than a T-shirt depicting three wolves howling at the moon? A: Hundreds of clever commenters speculating on the type of person who would actually wear one. Be ready to shelve an entire afternoon's-worth of work for this.

6. Speaking of outerwear that screams "Avoid me!" from 500 feet, witness the Wearable Towel. Perfect for that beach bum who dearly misses her Snuggie (and, apparently, her dignity). It's made all the more majestic by the rhyming verse and superhero-worthy orchestration in the video.

Tell us: What's the best time waster you've seen on teh Internets lately?