As food porn addicts, we anxiously followed the ridiculous entries in Dunkin Donuts' make-your-own donut contest with junkie-like fervor. Finalists bore statistically unlikely descriptions such as "marshmallow-filled donut" ... "with peanut butter icing and chopped Reese's Peanut Butter Cups" ... "chocolate cake stick" ... "topped with OREO cookie pieces and graham cracker crunch ... "

The winner? A glazed, sour cream cake donut topped with Heath Bar. Congratulations to the donut's creator: Your friends may call you Jeff Hager, but to us, you're simply Hero.