naked guy new towelSometimes, TMI is a good thing. Like when it's about the evolution of the male penis. Amelia at The Frisky brought to our attention this great article from Scientific American about the evolution of the human phallus and why it is what it is. And while it's not like we need these tidbits of information to hold our interest in the peen, you never know when "How many feet can a guy ejjaculate his sperm?" might be the winning question at trivia night. But ever better yet, Amelia learned this:

"It would be possible for a woman (me) to get pregnant by a man (Ryan Gosling) she never had sex with. Let's say Justin Timberlake was having super thrusty unprotected sex with Rachel McAdams, like, 24 hours after she had a super thrusty unprotected one night stand with Ryan Gosling. In the process of cleaning out all of the Gos' sperm with his super thrustiness, some of Ryan's sperm could feasibly get forced under Justin's frenulum, collecting behind his coronal ridge. A few hours later, Justin and I meet at a club and end up having super thrusty unprotected sex. When he ejaculates some of Ryan's sperm could get mixed up with his and shoot into my baby maker, potentially resulting in conception by one or BOTH (fraternal twins from different fathers, holla!).

Now go over to The Frisky and read the rest of the article and prepare to wow your friends at happy hour in a few hours.