Jun 9th 2009 By Erin Scottberg

Sometimes, TMI is a good thing. Like when it's about the evolution of the male penis.
Amelia at The Frisky brought to our attention
this great article from Scientific American about the evolution of the human phallus and why it is what it is. And while it's not like we need these tidbits of information to hold our interest in the peen, you never know when "How many feet can a guy ejjaculate his sperm?" might be the winning question at trivia night. But ever better yet, Amelia learned this:
"It would be possible for a woman (me) to get pregnant by a man (Ryan Gosling) she never had sex with. Let's say Justin Timberlake was having super thrusty unprotected sex with Rachel McAdams, like, 24 hours after she had a super thrusty unprotected one night stand with Ryan Gosling. In the process of cleaning out all of the Gos' sperm with his super thrustiness, some of Ryan's sperm could feasibly get forced under Justin's frenulum, collecting behind his coronal ridge. A few hours later, Justin and I meet at a club and end up having super thrusty unprotected sex. When he ejaculates some of Ryan's sperm could get mixed up with his and shoot into my baby maker, potentially resulting in conception by one or BOTH (fraternal twins from different fathers, holla!).
Now
go over to The Frisky and read the rest of the article and prepare to wow your friends at happy hour in a few hours.
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Wednesday 10 June
By Rich
That's unremarkable Defintely could make a good praternal court case
Whos is the real father? Will the ral father please stand up
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Friday 12 June
By Cindy Who
OMG!!! That happened to my mom.....that explains why my twin (fraternal) sister is my half sister!!!! I still don't know who MY father is, but my step dad is super great.
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Saturday 25 July
By Matt
Wow... Your mom got pounded... hard... a lot... LOL.