This new pregnancy test doesn't just tell you whether your eggo is preggo, but whether you're having a boy or girl. Apparently, the Intelligender Boy or Girl Gender Prediction Test uses "a mix of chemicals" to determine the sex of the baby up to 10 weeks after conception. The company, of course, doesn't promise 100 percent accuracy.

Skeptics worry the new test could increase sex-specific abortions, but we have some other fears. Like nutty, baby-obsessed 'rents-to-be having even more time to prepare that blue-and-white Chicago Cubs-inspired bedroom, complete with striped wallpaper and baseball field-shaped crib. The only real thing this test encourages is the mania of overly-enthused parents predisposed to gender conditioning and the sales of way too many blue or pink onesies.

Do parents who want to know the baby's sex ASAP set Little Andrew or Andrea up for a life of superimposed gender roles?