We asked for your Relationship Whoas -- tales of the worst dudes ever -- and you delivered!

Today's RW comes from a woman whose boyfriend took romance lessons from the dudes at Tool Academy.

Commenter Courtney's boyfriend (we'll call him Lance) popped the question by saying, "'You're no Miss America, but I want to marry you anyway.' Needless to say I did not accept and we broke up anyway. I really shouldn't have let it go that far.

"Before he proposed, that same year around my birthday we had this conversation:
Me: 'Hey hon, you know my birthday is coming up. Want to do something special?'
Him: 'Huh? No. Dallas is playing that day.' NO Lie!"

Courtney, we feel for you. And we bet that our good friend Kristen does, too.

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to read commenter Kristen's story after the jump.

Her ex-husband Mark told her, "The last two years of our marriage, all you were was a paycheck & a f--k!" Wow, he sounds just great.

Got a story or quote like Courtney or Kristen's? We want your tales of craptacular dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Leave yours in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address) or send it to us. We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.