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People, people. You're probably wondering: When will we stop reporting on this random wave of new and weirdo male underwear!? Not today! We already told you about men's girdles, mirdles, mantyhose and even man muffin-top-busting underwear. With this plethora of male underthings besieging us, we decided the only thing to do was ... create a gallery filled with photos of all this undergarment atrociousness!

We're sure there are even more wildly insane inventions out there we have yet to discover, so please do leave any that we've missed in the comments below.


Male Underpants -- Stop the Madness

    Andrew Christian: Anti-Muffin Top underwear for men. Hilarious, for obvious reasons.

    http://www.splendicity.com/sheknowsbest/the-anti-muffin-top-elastic-for-men/

    Ball Bra: The site says, "This is made for our normal daily customers, who need something slightly different. Be modern, be yet original. This is for everyone." Everyone who likes to go around with half their junk out, that is.

    http://www.ballbra.com/

    Clever Underwear Mesh Celtic Low-Rise Brief 502: None of the following sounds right: "semi sheer mesh nylon-cotton-spandex. With a low-rise contoured solid black front pouch, sheer back and sides, celtic tattoo print and minimal waistband."

    http://topdrawers.com/underwear/clever/clever-mesh-celtic-low-rise-brief.html

    Roland Lodoli: The Frisky called attention to these push-up underwear that are "flying off the shelves" in the designers native Zagreb, Croatia. Next stop, USA?

    http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-push-up-underwear-for-men/

    Maximiser Thong 66704 by Gregg Homme: "Unique support system in pouch maximizes your profile for an alluring look" ... and its a thong to boot? No, sir.

    http://www.freshpair.com/mens.html

    Flashback Butt Lifting Trunk 9090 by Andrew Christian: "Eliminates the need for hours of working out your butt in the gym." We have to disagree here.

    http://www.freshpair.com/mens.html

    G-String JS02 by Joe Snyder: G-String: never okay on a boy.

    http://www.freshpair.com/mens.html

    Sport Interior Support Square Cut Brief MS015 by Macho: "Internal support system lifts and accentuates your package"...okay. "Perfect for everyday or for the gym"? Everyday, really? Seems suffocating.

    http://www.freshpair.com/mens.html

    Chopper Cut Out Brief 66575 by Gregg Homme: Custom fit underwear we can except, but "faux leather trim"? Never acceptable. Anywhere.

    http://www.freshpair.com/mens.html

    UnderEase: Prepare yourselves for this one. Underwear with a "replaceable filter" for, err, farts. "A real product for real problems," they are described on the site as "Revolutionary New Underwear For Offensive Gas." We can hardly believe it ourselves.

    http://www.under-tec.com/store.php