When it comes to smooching, you either got it or you don't. And while we all assume we got it, unfortunately there are many men out there who don't. So we asked some girls to spill their most memorable worst kiss moments they all wish they could forget:The your-breath-smells-like-ass kiss
"My worst kiss definitely had to be with this kid Ron," said Taylor, 19. "He didn't open his mouth up wide enough and his breath was wretched. His tongue barely left his mouth, leaving me to do most of the work! Then months later we kissed again, me figuring maybe he just ate something stank that day and he was nervous so he kissed horribly. I was wrong, his breath was still gross, and the kiss was still below average. Anytime I saw him after that I avoided flirting and steered clear of close of contact so he wouldn't try for a third."
The momentary-lapse-of-judgment kiss"I was around 17 and had been drinking quite a lot one night at a girlfriend's house party," said Caroline, 20. "I was sitting on the couch with this ugly emo kid, and I have no idea how it happened, but we started making out. My friend literally yelled, 'Caroline, do you know who you are kissing right now?!' I stopped dead, looked him in the face and walked away. The worst part being I had to see him in chemistry that Monday morning at school."
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The metal-mouthed kiss"My worst kiss was probably my first kiss ever because I had a jaw expander that you tightened with a key stuck to the roof of my mouth," said Meg, 23. "Once he figured out something was up there it was fine but it was so awkward waiting for his initial reaction!"
"My first kiss was hands down, my worst," said Kristina 25. "I was so anxious and nervous because it was with this boy I had been obsessing over, that I forgot to take out the elastics that were attached to my braces. When the hardcore making out started, I could barely open my mouth, causing him to slobber all over my face. I was less than impressed and thought if that was what kissing was, I was fine without it!"
The it-was-so-bad-you now-have-a-nickname kiss"I was on a road trip to West Virginia and I needed a bed to sleep in," said Shannon, 23. "The boy was cute enough and around bed time he started to make moves. We had been making out for a little bit when all of a sudden he puts his tongue in my mouth, lays it there for a few seconds then starts flicking it up and down, hitting the roof of my mouth and top of my tongue frequently in short periods of time. I immediately shoved him off of me, turned over and passed out. Unfortunately for the boy, not only has he gone through 20 years of life without some girl saying what the hell are you doing, he happened to try this maneuver with me just as the movie 'Flicka' was released in movie theaters, consequently leading to my roommates nicknaming him after the horse in the movie."
The I-can't-believe-I-fell-for-that-pick-up-line kiss"My worst kiss was with a grown man who's line 'I hear we are going to make out tonight, wanna make out?' kicked off our make-out behind the college dive bar," said Danielle, 24. "Halfway through the back of the alley make-out he stops and says, 'Stop kissing me I'm trying to bite your lip.' I awkwardly laughed in his face and turned around to go back to hang out with my friends. Then, the next time I saw him at the same bar, he was standing in a group of people and shouts, 'That girl is really good at making out,' as he points to me. Not OK!"
The my-lip-is-not-a-snack kiss"I was abroad in Spain when this Spanish guy I made out with nearly bit off my lower lip," said Ashley, 22. "He was biting it so hard that it felt like he had daggers for teeth, and my mouth was sore for the next couple of days. A little bit of roughness is hot, but I don't want to have to get stitches after I'm done kissing you!"
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Tuesday 16 June
By Monny
I dated this guy named Matt for about 4.5 years. When we made out, he opened his mouth all the way and completely covered my lower jaw. He got slobber all over my mouth, and he smoked, so it was pretty disgusting.
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Tuesday 16 June
By tori
I finally kissed this guy I had liked on and off for 3 years. He had joined the military and was home and leave.. When we finally kissed. It was AWFUL! It was like he had a horse mouth, he opened his mouth soooo wide, it was like he was trying to eat my mouth or something. And his tongue went crazy too, I felt like a big slobbery dog had just licked my face. Needless to say, after three years of wondering if we'd ever get together.. It was a huge disappointment.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Tom
For once there is a bad kisser story about a girl. I had been hanging out with this girl for awhile, and we both liked each other. The one night, while I was walking her home, we stopped to talk a block from her house. We wound up kissing, but I wouldn't call it making out. To be considered making out me and my friends think that one person's tongue has to pass the front row of the other person's teeth. I nicknamed this girl Road-Block because her tongue had taken up residence blocking right behind her teeth, pushed up behind her front teeth.
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Tuesday 16 June
By mimi
Ugh, my first real kiss was the WORST! I had met this guy at a party earlier that month, and he was standing all alone, so I figured I'd be nice and dance with him. Somehow, my kindness turned into exchanging numbers. He would test me CONSTANTLY! It was so annoying. Finally I figured that maybe I was being a bit harsh so I agreed to go have lunch with him one evening. As we were leaving, he laid it on me- and NOT in a good way! His lips were chapped, his breath was iffy, and he kept darting his tongue around like he was trying to pick the dinner out of my teeth! And on top of that, he had the nerve to try and feel me up. The kiss was so horrible that I haven't kissed anyone since!
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Tuesday 16 June
By Dennis
Alright another worst about a girl.
I'll call her E becaus eher name is not common at all.
I met E at a campsite one weekend, we hit it off and near midnight on sat I finaly get to kiss her. She starts biting my tounge and lips, sucking them like a vaccuume iIhad to really pull hard to get my tounge back. She also bit my shoulder hard enough to leave a really big aching bruise.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Lea
aha one time I was on a first date with a new guy that a friend set me up with. I was leery about him because he kind of smelled so I REALLY didn't want him kissing me. Well he went in for the kill anyway & ended up burping in my mouth. I was so disgusted I couldn't even look at him after that again.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Britnee
One summer night.... I walked over to a long time friends house.. Happened to be a boy, ha.. So IT's like midnight, we start drinking a lot, well I did... I barely remember anything except singing like a maniac then we were sitting on his futon... Aaaand he just like attacks! His mouth engulfed mine, his tounge was down my throat, aaand I was like wtf? Buuut I was to drunk to care at the time, so I just let it slide.. ha Litterally...
Also my first kiss was 7th grade right before xmas break. I was dating this guy off and on, finally I thought, hell.. I'll just go for it.. But holy hell, he nearly gaged me with his tounge and I was sooo confused, I think I broke up with him after... Ha....
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Tuesday 16 June
By Laci
yea... so first kiss story... my friend was spying and saw it all... jr high... 8th grade... after school... i'll put it this way... i needed a towel!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday 16 June
By Brookelle
Something similar like this happened to me. It was my first kiss with this boy I had been obsessing/stalking(haha) since the beginning of the school year. So it was the end of the day and we were hugging good-bye,so he asked me for a kiss. So we kissed...but I guess he wanted to make-out and so did I. But lucky for me i had to catch my bus! (not) ..Next day he dumped me.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Danielle
I was with my boyfriend of 2 weeks and we were with a big group of friends. All of a sudden, we were sitting on a lazy chair, and there was like 3 other people with us. One kid was laying down on my stumach and using my chest as a pillow... my boyfriend didn't care because he'd do the same thing. but i was laying on him. Then my bestfriend was sitting next to me on the arm of the chair. So at that, it wasn't really the best momment to kiss me. Let alone make out with me, and his tounge just sat there making me do all of the work. It was descusting. Leaving it at that, I broke up with him right after that.
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Tuesday 16 June
By kris
When i was 14, i went to this teen club with all my girl friends. We were just having some fun & dancing with whatever guys approached us. So this guy came up behind me and we started dancing. After dancing for a few songs, i felt him giving me a hickey. I didnt want my dad to pick up up that night with a lovely hickey on my neck, so i decided id just make out with him. I turned around hoping he'd move up to my lips; but when i turned, he licked my face. It was slobbery and disguisting.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Allie
ALRIGHT, well my worst has to be when i was 13 years old. It was a dare. This guy was decently cute and needless to say before it happened I was really excited. We had to for 15 seconds. OH my god it seemed like a life time - and not in a good way. He stared at me with freakin' Dory the fish eyes then poured a bathtub of spit into my mouth i had to swallow all of it because it filled my entire mouth. THEN, his mouth did some kind of freakin' washer machine motion and continued to pour this uncalled for amount of saliva. And I'm like freaking out because
1. Feels like I'm drowning
2. Tongue is feeling every speck of my mouth and doin' the washer machine
3. Is staring at me with fish eyes
I close my eyes when i kiss but i don't know how i noticed it but i guess i opened my eyes for a split second then i was FREAKED out. Needless to say I spit for 2 days, and almost gagged for 2 weeks. My friends apologized so much they felt sooo bad for me lol I was like tramatized for 2 years i would NOT do it. And yeah the next guy was so amazing just omg it was crazy romantic.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Amber
I hung out with an old friend from high school a few weeks after he returned from Iraq and we were just sitting in his car, talking and listening to music. He eventually made a move and we started making out. There were 3 things completely wrong with this kiss: 1) his mouth wasn't open wide enough, 2) he didn't use his tongue enough, and 3) his teeth grated against mine. I hate nothing more than when teeth grate against each other. It's terrible. Ugh. It feels so gross.
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Tuesday 16 June
By Jordan
So all of these comments are from chicks? Look I've never kissed a guy, but I know way to many girls that i've had to actually teach how to kiss. The worst part is that they've all had boyfriends and shit before. The worst kiss i'd ever had was from a girl at a party, she wasn't drunk or anything, she just couldn't kiss. It was like a tattoo gun in my mouth, honestly it kinda scared me a little bit.
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Tuesday 16 June
By carl halt
im the best kisser out there and i have an amazing women so im sorry for all the ladies out there that are looking for the best kisser cause im taken!
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Tuesday 16 June
By Jordan
Dude, I wish that was the worst i'd had...
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Tuesday 16 June
By michelle
well what i can remember from my first kiss.. was i like 12 or 13 and i had the biggest crush on a boy. and eventually we started dating. and one day after school he walked me home. and right before we got to my house he pulled me in and french kissed me. Then after lke maybe 10 seconds or so he backed up and smiled... and his teeth were sooo frakin yellow i freaked out and everytime i had saliva in my mouth id spit and did that the rest of the way home...lol
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Tuesday 16 June
By jillypax
WE HAVE TO TELL THESE GUYS THEIR KISSES ARE EPIC FAILS, for the sake of our fellow women!!! If no one says anything to the crappy kissers, they will keep on grossing us out! Find a tasteful way to convey your dissatisfaction without hurting their feelings and perhaps we can retrain them and put them back into the 'eligible guys' pool.
I've been unfortunate enough to experience more than one awful kisser in my life, and each time I've at least found a way to make the kiss a little better. Nothing wrong with simply telling someone you don't like it when he licks your face or sucks your lip so hard it hurts. I'm sure he'd want to know if he's disgusting you so he can change his behavior.
You can also try telling a guy that you want him to sit back and let you kiss him the way you want to be kissed. Make sure you're leading the movements, and he's following. I mean, a great kiss should always be a conversation with some give and take. Not one person dominating with their unyielding moves. You may have to tell him to let you lead a few times to give him time to learn what you like, and hopefully his nasty habits will change!! GOOD LUCK!!!
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Tuesday 16 June
By katyra
That's not the worst, I remember I was dating this guy around my neighborhood, and everytime he wld kiss me he would always try and shove his tongue down my throat!!! And he thought i enjoyed it until I wld push him off me and tell him I had to go home. Everytime he kissed me I always felt like throwing up in his mouth, and I always wound up wiping away a trail of spit from around my mouth...ewwww!!!!
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Tuesday 16 June
By ihatebadkissers
Okay, so about a month ago I had this "thing" with an older guy. We decieded to hook up and met in a special place. As soon as we got there he grabbed me and stuck his tongue straigh into my mouth. As far as he could. I was kind of surprised by it, but I just guessed it would get better as it went along. It didn't. He practially licked my chin and slobbered all over my face. For someone 3 years older then me, he sure does need a bit more practice.
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