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In response to the new HBO show "Hung," about a man with a generously sized endowment, Jezebel put together a list of 20 Famous Big D*cks.
So we've decided to celebrate the less endowed man -- the famous dudes who are rumored to have nothing going on underneath their name-brand jeans. Obviously these teeny weenies have not been verified first-hand, but we figure that even if it's not true, the guys on this list probably did something to justify the mean-spirited rumor. Enjoy!
Click here to see our list of 17 famous men with small penises after the jump.
17. Ben Affleck. He obviously wasn't judged nude when he was once named People's Sexiest Man Alive. Michael Clark Duncan, his co-star in Armageddon, had this to say: "Don't get me wrong, ladies, Ben is cool, but I've seen the guy naked ... and c'mon, man! I was not impressed at all." Ouch.
16. Shia LaBeouf. He told Playboy the first time he slept with a girl, he put a pillow underneath her to help things go, uh, a little smoother. Didn't work. "I'm not extremely well-endowed, and clearly this wasn't the move," LaBeouf recalls.
15. Enrique Iglesias. The spanish crooner had a badcase of TMI when he announced the next product he was putting his name on was extra-small condoms. Poor Anna Kournikova.
14. Colin Farrell. On his manhood, Farrell has said: "Let me tell you, it ain't nothing to f*cking write home about!"
13. Nick Lachey. Back when he was screwing Jessica Simpson, she divulged that "he didn't pack too well, if you know what I mean."
12. Johnny Knoxville. The "Jackass" maniac compared his less-than-impressive schlong to a light switch and "an egg in a nest."
11. Jude Law. The paparazzi caught the English bloke changing into his swimsuit in France, and said of his junk: "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure." And this is why you should always strip down in private.
Click here to see the top 10 teeny weenies.
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Monday 01 June
By edwardo
how stupid, but now that we all know about the guys with small weeners how about telling us about the famous women with big pussys. now that does not sound very nice does it?
so many women reading crap like this no wonder theres so much divorce.
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Monday 01 June
By Settle Down
Um calm down, Edwardo. With the vast amount of articles bashing women's bodies and criticizing every little perceived "flaw" out there, I really don't think one article talking about small penises is anything to get worked up about. Maybe now you can imagine how women feel after seeing articles telling them "How to please their man" or basically anything in Maxim. 99.9% of women out there DON'T CARE about penis size, and the few that do are going to be shallow in other ways and therefore not worth anyone's time. And by the way, biologically speaking, there is NO VARIANCE in the size of vaginas. As you should remember from 6th grade science, the vagina is the canal, and the outer parts are called labia. So to sum up: vaginas are all the same size, but there is variance in labia. Maybe now you'll think before you open your mouth.
Tuesday 02 June
By Tina
From reading this article, you still don't know anything about who has a small penis or who doesn't have a small penis. Enrique Iglesias, for one, is known as a big jokester. I don't think a man with a small penis would talk about it with the whole world. Anna is always smiling, women are still crazy about him and in my opinion he doesn't even need one!!!!!
Wednesday 10 June
By Adilene
I don't know what your problem is, but I can tell you one thing, you must fall under the same category that is why you are so offended. Take it easy because I am sure its not personal and I also stand by my comments.
Wednesday 10 June
By Tracy
Thank you Edwardo. This is an article I don't care to read. Women have had to put up with bust and butt evaluations since the beginning of time, but this is tastless and stooping as low as, well, all the stuff we females have come to hate.
Thursday 11 June
By Diana
When a man can joke about having a small penis, it usually means the opposite. If Michael Clark Duncan is who I think he is, I'm sure next to him no one is impressive. Johnny Knoxville is doing pretty well for himself, I'd guess - tall men aren't usually hurting for size. And Colin Farrell is doing fine too - as anyone who has seen his amateur porn video would attest.
Thursday 11 June
By lowryder97
You are somewhat right about why people divorce. I married my husband because he's hung like a horse. Men should know how to use what they have. If a guy is good in bed, then an average penis is fine.
Thursday 11 June
By Heather
Sounds to me like Edwrdo isn't packing much....poor guy! Penis size is not all that matters, but I can tell you, most women like a big, fat one over a skinny, short one any day. How often do you see a mini Rabbit or size small vibrator? Hhmmmm? Just picturing my BF's extra large member makes me wet....I'm outta here...need to call him now....
Tuesday 16 June
By robin r
You are sooooooooooo right.but you made me laugh my first big laugh in days.....Thank you
Wednesday 17 June
By MissZ
But I bet you're the first one to judge a woman based one her breast size, right? Double standards suck, huh?
Thursday 18 June
By Tammy
lmmfao at Edwardo lol You Crack me up!!! Love it man!
Monday 22 June
By shaggy
I totally agree. theres 2 major parts to sex we can all agree on. The penis, and vagina. If women are really looking for something ginormous to stick in their vagina, then 1/2 the time I whip (it) out for intercourse, they wouldn't say "oh no, that's way too big!" Honestly guys with huge packages go through the same thing guys with small packages do, no sex. The real problem has been the same since the start of history, and that's that even women do not know what women want. And, if they really cared, why wouldn't they surgically tighten their vagina. When a girl has small breasts, she surgically enlarges them, she doesn't tell her boyfriend, "I think you should get your hands surgically shrunk, cause my breasts don't feel that big in your hands! it just doesn't make sense. You see all sorts of adds with women sitting around discussing the fact that sex would be way better if there lover had a bigger member, yet I haven't seen one add with a bunch of guys sitting around talking about how sex could be way better if their girl had a smaller vagina, especially after giving birth. I honestly feel that girls having babies younger, and having a lot more sexual partners than what was normally expected in past generations, probably has a lot to do with the timing of the penis-enlargment products. I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty convinced that pushing a human out of your vagina does NOT make it tighter. If its enpowering as women to have your breats enlarged, than you should look at your own part of the 2-piece puzzle, rather than your guys manhood!.
Tuesday 07 July
By kris
I'm sorry you have a small penis edwardo.
For future reference, "ladys" is spelled "ladies", I hope you too are well loved.
Tuesday 02 June
By tada
Ok, A) no one in there right mind gets divorced over penis size,B) I"m pretty darn sure there is variation in vaginal size,C)calm the hell down and finally D)just because it's small flaccid (that's soft) doesn't mean it's small erect (hard). Believe me.
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Tuesday 02 June
By Settle Down
You're an idiot. Did you even read my comment? A lot of people (like you) don't know too much about female reproductive organs, so there are many misconceptions out there about them. There is no variance in the size of the vagina WHICH IS THE CANAL. All of the outer parts are not the vagina, they are collectively called the vulva (labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, vestibule, urethra). There is variance in those parts, just like there would be variance in facial features. The vagina, which is the muscular tube through which a baby passes, is, almost across the board, the same size in every woman. Because its a tube MADE OF MUSCLE, what men feel as "larger" or roomy or whatever, is from those muscles not being as tight. This is from many things (childbirth, lack of use of those muscles, etc) but while it feels larger to a man, it isn't.
So, while it is an indisputeable fact that there is variance among penis size (you are out of touch with reality if you dispute this) there is no variation in VAGINA SIZE, just vulva parts. Which by the way wouldn't affect the feeling of sex necessarily. And before you get defensive again, nowhere did I say this is a NEGATIVE. Very very few men have such a small penis that it intercourse is difficult, but there are some. The vast majority of men have average size penises, which is GREAT. You men are the ones who spaz about your penis size and get defensive. And just because you mention a small flaccid penis which is large when erect, doesn't mean all small penises are large erect. Speaking from personal experience, large penises (above average) are uncomfortable most times and can even hurt. Women don't equate penis size with being good or bad, that's men who do that. And as I said before, if you come across a woman that cares about it, she has other issues going on that you probably don't want to deal with her anyway.
Tuesday 02 June
By edwardo
wow i hit a raw nerve. sorry ladys, but i stand by my comments
Tuesday 23 June
By SAGE
Variation in vagina size matches racial categories. The analog would be to the men. In other words, the women evolved to match the men.
Remember, the exception doesn't make the rule. Categories are averages across large populations. So, the argument... I know this guy (girl) is a false argument.
Thursday 02 July
By rdoug1933
Hey Tada,
I am exceptionaly well gifted, and have had the misfortune of being embarrassed and denied sexual favors. When it's painful for the other partner you can be sure that there will be no further encounters.
As for the comments of the men in the article....many men do joke about their package. I have many times mentioned mine as an "incher" and females have laughed at me, but I can assure you that when it takes two hands to cover most of it, it is far from being an actual mini-dick. Don't believe all of the these articles .
Tuesday 02 June
By texashg85
Colin Farrell was also on Jezebel's list, and I was so confused as to why. Thanks for putting him in the right place...
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Thursday 04 June
By Alisha Stephanie
Cool!
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