In response to the new HBO show "Hung
," about a man with a generously sized endowment, Jezebel put together a list of 20 Famous Big D*cks
Unfortunately, big egos and big money do not always signal something big in the pants.
So we've decided to celebrate the less endowed man -- the famous dudes who are rumored to have nothing going on underneath their name-brand jeans. Obviously these teeny weenies have not been verified first-hand, but we figure that even if it's not true, the guys on this list probably did something
to justify the mean-spirited rumor. Enjoy! Click here
to see our list of 17 famous men with small penises after the jump.
17. Ben Affleck.
He obviously wasn't judged nude when he was once named People's Sexiest Man Alive. Michael Clark Duncan, his co-star in Armageddon, had this to say
: "Don't get me wrong, ladies, Ben is cool, but I've seen the guy naked ... and c'mon, man! I was not impressed at all." Ouch.16. Shia LaBeouf. He told Playboy the first time he slept with a girl
, he put a pillow underneath her to help things go, uh, a little smoother. Didn't work. "I'm not extremely well-endowed, and clearly this wasn't the move," LaBeouf recalls. 15. Enrique Iglesias.
The spanish crooner had a badcase of TMI
when he announced the next product he was putting his name on was extra-small condoms. Poor Anna Kournikova.
14. Colin Farrell. On his manhood
, Farrell has said: "Let me tell you, it ain't nothing to f*cking write home about!" 13. Nick Lachey.
Back when he was screwing Jessica Simpson, she divulged that "he didn't pack too well, if you know what I mean." 12. Johnny Knoxville.
The "Jackass" maniac compared his less-than-impressive schlong
to a light switch and "an egg in a nest."
11. Jude Law.
The paparazzi caught the English bloke changing into his swimsuit in France, and said of his junk
: "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure." And this is why you should always strip down in private.
Click here to see the top 10 teeny weenies.