Ever since Obama won, the white people we know have really struggled to find a cause. But we're happy to report that, at least for the ladies, that identity void has been filled by the Whooty movement. A Whooty is (of course) "a white girl with a booty." See the official video below. (Um, NSFW.)

Yes we can, America. Yes we can. Thanks to Timm at StreetLevel for the tip.