Skin flicks, naughty mags, sexy photos and toys ... we all have a little Larry Flynt streak. Unfortunately, some of us aren't so good at keeping our porn collections on the QT. And when we inadvertently stumble upon said stash, we often learn waaaaaaaay too much about the sexual predilections of loved ones and strangers alike.

Read on for some hilarious and horrifying tales of porn discoveries ... and put an extra lock on that goodie drawer, won't ya?

Men Behaving Badly
"I went looking under the guestroom bed for a sweater that I was storing when instead I discovered two large navy-blue duffel bags that weren't mine. I unzipped them, only to find that they were filled to the brim with nothing but well-read porn mags -- mostly Leg Show, which apparently caters to foot-fetish aficionados. Suddenly, it made sense that my boyfriend loved to suck on my toes." -- Jo

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Old School
"My husband and I got an antique sideboard from a lovely couple. As I was going over it with lemon oil, I found inside one of the drawers a small photo album ... full of nude pictures of the couple. Recent nude pictures.

"I will never see a pair of Tommy Hilfiger white briefs without thinking of this 87-year-old man. The reclining nude shots of the 86-year-old wife were equally startling. I showed my husband and he said, 'Is that a woman?' We still wonder if they ever realized we had it, or spent the rest of their lives looking for it." -- Shirley

Used People

"I own a used-book store. The most common item I get is photos, but some of them are ... special. Most of the pictures are topless snapshots. I got a call from a customer last week saying they'd found a Polaroid of a bondage scene in one of their books. I've had several different lesbian bondage books come in ... and they're always brought in by elderly women wearing mink stoles!" -- Rain

Chatty Cathy
"When a popular sales rep was fired, we were told it was because she was not meeting her goals. When I later took over her computer, I discovered the real reason: pornographic chat sessions! The rep had saved hours of porn-chat from her online sessions on her computer. When I mentioned the 'files of a personal nature' to my boss, she blanched. 'Yeah,' she said. 'Don't tell anyone. But it was just out of control. We had to let her go.'" -- Tracey

Hotel Californication
"I thoroughly check hotel rooms before checking out to be sure I did not leave anything. On a college scouting trip with my mother, we were checking under the beds for any lost items of our own when we discovered a whip and a feathery toy on a string." -- Melissa

All Work and No Play ...
"Many of the offices at my job have windows visible from the interior hallway. One evening, there was no way to avoid seeing that one of the other 'executives' was slumped down in his chair, enjoying some truly disgusting porn on his giant computer screen, pizza in one hand and a salami in the other. I looked away as fast as I could, but not before we locked eyes uncomfortably. I was mortified.

"I recently discovered that he is part of a very conservative religious organization, which makes the whole thing even stranger. Or maybe not ... " -- Amy

Delete!
"During college, I worked for on-campus tech support and spent a lot of hours running disk defrag and deleting unnecessary files. On one machine, I suspected the culprit was a large folder simply titled 'Saved.' I opened the folder and let's just say that the filenames revealed some very explicit tastes. The owner turned red and claimed, 'Those aren't mine -- my buddy sent those to me, I didn't want them, and they're in that folder so I can e-mail them back to him!'" -- Cindy

Tell Us: Where do you hide your porn? Have you ever found someone else's collection?