Meet Arthur Kade. He's an "up and coming actor" from Philadelphia. He's also a self-professed expert on women, who only "sleeps with 9's and 10's" (please, please check out his "Kade Scale" of female attractiveness) and who claimed, after meeting Angelina Jolie, "I feel like I have dated much hotter women than her ... I couldn't really say that she would stick out for me if I saw her at a hot club like 1Oak or Rosebar." Wow. Did we mention he also blogs? His site is like getting a special peek inside the mind of a very Aspberger's-y, crazy creep, who is somehow deluded that he's talented, attractive and interesting. In short, it's pure Internet magic.
Click here to watch his video after the jump
And for visual reference, here's Arthur in all his Dep Gelled glory, talking about his biggest fan. Could it be you?












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Thursday 28 May
By Brooke
I feel like my brain is oozing out of my ear! He is such an idiot! I loved the comment on the list about him looking like a gay porn version of Sylvester Stalone!
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Friday 29 May
By MK
Why, oh why did you even plug this loser?
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Friday 29 May
By naturelover27
I'm suprised there is room for all of us on this planet, what, with his ego being so damn big!!!!!!!!!
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Friday 29 May
By ANNQ @ averagebutnot.com
Wow! That guy IS the biggest D-bag on the Net. Unfortunately, it's brilliant in the fact he's so polarizing he'll attract people to his Site, just to see what he'll say.
- AnnQ
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Friday 29 May
By Meh.
Wow, this man makes me sick. I mean, wooooooooooooooooooow. I think I loathe him. I hope he N E V E R makes it. Kade out, homies!
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Saturday 30 May
By Kate
This guy to me looks like a femmed-up version of Judd Nelson. Someone with his level of egomania surely, however, has NOT had any kind of plastic surgery to get this look though...and that's too bad- because he can't even use the excuse of being duped by a quack surgeon. Oh, yeah...and he also reminds me of that publicity shot of Sasha Coen (aka Borat) in which he's holding the black baby adoptee from his new movie. Cohen is mocking himself...THIS dude is serious. FUNNY.
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Saturday 06 June
By stephan
Come on!!! Can't all of you see that this must be fake? No way anyone could so consistently be such an asshole in every aspect of their nature, with every single thing they write or say. I`m betting that we're looking at a guy who either wants to pump the fame of "Arthur Kade's" douchiness as much as he can for the sake of showing how clever he was in creating an imaginary internet character and in this way getting noticed for career reasons; or we're looking at the work of a clever psychology major from some university, doing a study of some kind.
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Wednesday 19 August
By Lego Wig Kade
http://legowigkade.blogspot.com/
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Tuesday 25 August
By Kris
Ok, here's the deal with Arthur Kade. He is not talented enough or attractive enough or intelligent enough to become known for anything noteworthy. His shtick is being "that obnoxious guy who no-one can stand". He is going to become famous for being a jackass. Just like Paris Hilton is famous for being vapid and spoiled, etc. Maybe if we ignore him like the temper tantrum throwing toddler he is he will just stop his BS and go away. I can only hope.
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Saturday 05 September
By Marjorierose
OK I like this guy !!! He is rather handsome , he does like himself, but guess what ??? He is really a great guy !! He's got a plan and appears to be going for it ! He would have made a great Borat :o) I hope his dreams come true > I would really like to see him make it big !
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Thursday 10 September
By Kimberly
I feel so sorry for him. It must be so aweful to be such an ugly, empty person on the inside. I wonder what could have happened to him as a child to make him so bitter and unhappy to have such a diluted perspective on reality. He lives in his own little world and in it are ultra high standards which not even he can live up. I hope he wakes up one day, before it's too late.
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