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Ah, love songs. They make up 85 percent of popular music. OK, so we have no idea if that's true or not, but it certainly feels like it sometimes. And while many of these songs go on to be some of the biggest hits out there (or just favorite songs to sing along to in the shower/into our hairbrush), some of them, upon close inspection, are just plain creepy.

Let us know -- how would you feel if some of these lyrics were written about you? And be sure to leave any we missed in the comments!

Creepiest Love Songs

    "I'll Get You" - Beatles "So I'm telling you, my friend/That I'll get you, I'll get you in the end/Yes I will, I'll get you in the end, oh yeh, oh yeh/When, there's gonna be a time/Well I'm gonna change your mind/So you might as well resign yourself to me, oh yeh"

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    "Ticks" - Brad Paisley "Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight/I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks/I'd like to walk through a field of wildflowers/And I'd like to check you for ticks"

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    "Muskrat Love" - Captain & Tennille "Nibblin' on bacon
    Chewin' on cheese/Sam says to Suzie/Honey, would you please be my Mrs"

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    "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" - Dropkick Murphys "So kiss me, I'm shitfaced/I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me/And I only bought her one round"

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    "A Kiss with a Fist" - Florence and the Machine "A kick to the teeth is good for some/A kiss with a fist is better then none"

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    "I Used to Love Her [But I Had to Kill Her] - Guns & Roses "I used to love her, but I had to kill her/I used to love her, but I had to kill her/I knew I miss her/So I had to keep her/She's buried right in my back yard"

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    "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw" - Jimmy Buffet "I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here/Your voice sounds so wonderful/But yer face don't look too clear/So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew/Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw"

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    "Your Body is a Wonderland" - John Mayer "One mile to every inch of/Your skin like porcelain/One pair of candy lips and/Your bubblegum tongue/Your body is a wonderland"

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    "Every Rose Has its Thorn" - Poison "Every rose has its thorn/Just like every night has its dawn/Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song/Every rose has its thorn"

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    "Get Off" - Prince "On the positive tip, I'm equipped with a whip/I dont have to spank you cause this is my ship/Get off/Get off (I got the best of you)/Get off (hey, hey sugar)/Get off"

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