danny bonaduceThe Questionable Parenting Behind Five Child Stars. (Mental_Floss)

If you're a woman without kids, your boss may not trust you. (It has nothing to do with all those pencils you stole, either.) (Tres Sugar)

Twitter really is the new MySpace: Use these 21 Twitter pick-up lines and see what happens. (YourTango)

Carol Leifer has some money advice: invest In waistband-friendly stocks (like sweatpants), plus more. (DailyFinance)

Christian Bale's "Terminator" doodles are pretty kick-ass. We love the catchphrases like "I'm here to Bale you out (then I look at the camera)." (HolyTaco)

Jimmy Kimmel used an ABC marketing presentation to talk smack about his bosses at the network. If only we were so bold. (Tasty Booze)
robert pattinsonRobert Pattinson talks full-frontal. (Moviefone)
drinking gamesAmazingly fun-sounding drinking game to play with the 'rents on Memorial Day. (CollegeCandy)
pet airlineSo, there's this airline that only flies pets to and fro. It's called Pet Airways, and someone wants to know if you're excited about it. (LimeLife)
(All Photos: Mental_Floss, Getty, LimeLife)