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We asked for your Relationship Whoas -- tales of the worst dudes ever -- and you delivered!

Today we have a few more winners who Lemondrop readers have had the misfortune of dating:

First a gem of a quote from Stacey: "I have heard a friend's boyfriend say behind her back: 'I smell ham, my girlfriend must be sweating.'" WHAT? Stacey, tell your friend she's dating a d-bag, NOW.

And from Erin: "My boyfriend and I dated for a year-and-a-half before I discovered he had a son. Well, inevitably I asked the follow-up question, 'What about his mother? Are you married?' and was told that he was divorced."

Click here to read the rest of Erin's story.

"Six months later I found out that not only was he STILL married, but that his wife and son were moving from out of state to be with him. I discovered this as I was helping him pack things up to move into a new home. I came across paperwork that had both his name and his wife's name on it for the new house, along with pictures taken a few months earlier that had him wearing a wedding ring (which he obviously had never worn around me).

"I confronted him, asking him, 'Are you married?' and he continued to lie before finally admitting that he was, in fact, still hitched. Of course I dumped him. To this day he insists that he never lied to me, he just didn't tell me he had a wife and son."

Got a story or quote like Erin or Stacey's? We want your tales of craptacular dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Leave yours in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address) or send it to us. We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.