The Twitter hashtag "#3turnoffwords" (which started trending around Saturday) has reached critical mass, as users everywhere tell the world what words get them out of somebody's bedroom in as little time as it takes to shout, "My tarantula's escaped!"

For the uninitiated, a hashtag -- any phrase following a "#" -- is a searchable tag Twitter users can put in a tweet to denote that it's relevant to a certain topic. For instance, doing a search for "#job" turns up tweets about job openings, and #swineflu turns up a bunch of unfunny topical humor. When enough users include the same phrase in their tweets, it's considered a "trend."

As ridiculous at Twitter might be, some of these are really good. Our favorites include "Leave britney alone," "Oops! i finished" and, of course, "I can't read." We polled the Lemondrop staff and assembled a list of words that make us lose our she-boners, as well as a couple of our #3turnonwords. Add your own in the comments, and be sure to follow us @lemondroptweets.

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Our Top Nine #3turnoffwords and #3turnonwords

Turn Offs:
"I'm in sales"
"We'll split it"
"Who's David Bowie?"
"I love anal"
"I'm between jobs"
"Shhh! Mom's home"
"Ayn Rand rules"
"I'll Facebook you"
"Let's just cuddle"

Turn Ons:
"Up for parole"
"Cab's on me"
"Let's get nachos."
"You're not fat!"
"Martini, extra dirty"
"I'm a drummer"
"Bacon cream cheese"
"I live alone"
"Wanna go again?"

While we're on the subject, check out this nice little montage of what happens when old people -- doctors, broadcast journalists and Shaq -- get their hands on Twitter:

Video by Ryan McKee