Lemondrop

Oh, taggers. It's so cute the way they'll destroy another person's property so that they can write "POPCORN WuZ H3R3" in wiggly letters. Actually, it's rather annoying, and one "grammar cop" is working hard to teach one such tagger a lesson. No, literally.

After someone spray painted "Where da b*tches at?" on a police box in her neighborhood, Milwaukee English teacher Beth Biskobing made a flyer and posted it all over town. It explains how to turn a fragment into a complete sentence, that "da" is not actually a word, and that it's generally considered improper to end a sentence with a preposition. Oh, snap!

Beth took the flier to her class and showed her students, who thought it was "geeky." That's OK. Maybe the tagger will come around and she'll get her "Stand and Deliver" moment yet.