Shapeshifter, The (n.): Term for the fellow who changes everything about himself and his lifestyle to match that of his new girlfriend. Maybe he'll go vegan because you are. Maybe he'll dye his hair black because yours is. At first, you're charmed by his complete and total devotion to whatever you're into -- until you realize that it's because he lacks any real interests or passions of his own.
Rather than get a life, he latches on to women with an excess of personality. Why can he do this? Simple. He's extraordinarily hot. Brad Pitt is the quintessential shapeshifter. We rest our case.
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Tuesday 08 September
By EmmayElle
hmmm...maybe he's not as self-assured as he seems.
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