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This week, our favorite funny boys over at Holy Taco created an elaborate flowchart for how to lie to your girlfriend. With important subtleties like "Does she know who you were with?" the illo gives hapless men a guide for not digging themselves any deeper. As a public service, Lemondrop decided to create a similar chart for the ladies. Since men aren't as clued in to emotional nuances, it's a far simpler diagram. And it's good for almost any incident as long as you didn't just birth a kid that's not his color.
Click here to learn how to lie to your boyfriend.
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Thursday 14 May
By JOC3LYN
Well, i'm in high school and my boyfriend of a year and five months is a *little* controlling, so sometimes i dont tell him who im walking with. after a class that i normally meet up with him, i decided to walk with so and so instead. so my boyfriend calls me to ask me who im walking with and i tell him no one. and he screams into the phone "YOURE LYING! I CAN SEE YOU WITH SO AND SO! I CALLED YOU JUST TO SEE IF YOU WERE LYING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HIM" well. i couldnt really play that one down. but i tried...
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Thursday 14 May
By erin
oh man, JOC3LYN, he does sound crazy-controlling!
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Thursday 14 May
By emony
dis is crazy
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Friday 15 May
By TheMalePerspective
Speaking as a male, who has had women lie to him before, I can tell you with a high-level of certainty that most hetero men will not give a damn what you do or who you do it with, as long as you have sex with us on a regular basis. With the exception of JOC3LYN's "man" up there (who has some serious issues to deal with--get out now), you really don't have to go to all the trouble. It's like women and makeup...You think you need it and you justify it's use because you think we care. We don't. Like I said: just have sex with us or, at least, not with anyone else while you're with us.
Thanks. Now, how's 'bout a sandwich, babe?
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Saturday 16 May
By ed
dude get a life ,whats this shit if women have sex with us man, everything is alright ,spk about yourself. and dont includ me as a man in this.for your info your are begging your women for sex , and if i was her, i could not want it.
keep in mind------WOMEN WANT AND NEED SEX AS MUCH AS MAN..
Tuesday 26 May
By jacqueline
Well I think I have a secretivly jealous boyfriend. He acts like he does not care but he really does. He just started answering my cell phone but I figure i will just let him do it i have nothing to hide. Right??
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Thursday 04 June
By ladyboat
Haha, this is perfect. My raging jealous boyfriend once asked me if I was having sex while I was on the phone with him. I don't think I could have laughed harder.
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