Despite our constant complaining -- girls are too hormonal, too emotional, too needy -- guys have a real affection for the fairer sex. Where we dudes are crass, belching brutes, you ladies are delicate flowers meant to be cherished and admired.

But let's be clear about one thing -- even delicate flowers can be annoying as hell. You twirl your hair, pretend to be lesbians while dancing to bad electronic music, and expect us to settle into monogamy as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

Here's a list of ten things you should quit doing in order to make the world a better place.


Dudes Posing With Their Cars

    Dad is real proud he got that fancy car of his on the beach.

    Flickr, Lulu Vision

    Whoa, dude, your new car has a ghost in the door's reflection!

    Flickr, Lal Beral

    I have to hold it like this so it doesn't roll down the hill.

    Flickr, cfinke

    I stole it fair and square!

    Flickr, Walter Parenteau

    Maybe this is how he bonds with all his new cars?

    Flickr, littlestar19

    "Wasting away again in Margaritaville..."

    Flickr, khowaga1

    Is this shirt clean?

    Flickr, editorlisa

    Make sure you get my good side, Ma!

    Flickr, Amanda Benham

    Too cool to look at the camera, huh?

    Flickr, (platinum)

    Nothing says "tough guy" like a VW Bug.

    Flickr, madmoleclue