We asked for your Relationship Whoas -- tales of the worst dudes ever -- and you delivered!

Check out these winners that Lemondrop readers have had the misfortune of dating:

From Gina: "When my boyfriend proposed to me, he said, 'You're no Miss America, but I want to marry you anyway.' Needless to say I did not accept and we broke up. Jackass."

From Jen: "My ex-boyfriend thought it was hilarious to wait until I was shampooing my hair with my eyes closed to open the shower curtain and pee on me."

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And from Lisa: "I met a guy who seemed uber cool and ultra hip while I was boozed up on Texas Tea and shots of Tequila. In the light of day, I realized he was 32 and lived in a trailer on the front lawn of his mom's house. She did his laundry, made his bed and rotated his eggs (WTF?) to make sure they were fresh.

"He crashed at my house for a week before he made his way from my bedroom to my roommate's bedroom. I don't know what kind of mojo this guy was working, but it took her two months to be rid of him -- and both of us several years to shake the feeling that there were either fleas or disease left behind in his wake."

Got a story like Gina, Jen or Lisa's? We want your tales of craptacular dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Leave yours in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address) or send it to us. We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.