We asked for your Relationship Whoas -- tales of the worst dudes ever -- and you delivered! Check out these winners that Lemondrop readers have had the misfortune of dating:
From Gina: "When my boyfriend proposed to me, he said, 'You're no Miss America, but I want to marry you anyway.' Needless to say I did not accept and we broke up. Jackass."
From Jen: "My ex-boyfriend thought it was hilarious to wait until I was shampooing my hair with my eyes closed to open the shower curtain and pee on me."
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And from Lisa: "I met a guy who seemed uber cool and ultra hip while I was boozed up on Texas Tea and shots of Tequila. In the light of day, I realized he was 32 and lived in a trailer on the front lawn of his mom's house. She did his laundry, made his bed and rotated his eggs (WTF?) to make sure they were fresh.
"He crashed at my house for a week before he made his way from my bedroom to my roommate's bedroom. I don't know what kind of mojo this guy was working, but it took her two months to be rid of him -- and both of us several years to shake the feeling that there were either fleas or disease left behind in his wake."
Got a story like Gina, Jen or Lisa's? We want your tales of craptacular dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Leave yours in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address) or send it to us. We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.












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Sunday 17 May
By LolAtThesePosts
My former "boyfriend," whom I had already dumped for lying and cheating on me, showed up at my door one night - after spending the night with the other woman. He was in a tuxedo and told me he wanted to make the night special for us - he pulled out an engagement ring and proposed. I knew something was wrong and I declined his proposal. I later learned he was actually on his way to a ball with the other woman! That's why he was wearing the tux - it had nothing to do with me! Did I mention that he and the other woman had basically been living together the entire time we dated - he'd leave my home at a decent hour every night (I'm a mom with children) and she'd be waiting for him at his house. What a lying idiot!
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Tuesday 30 June
By Korrina
listen to what this asshole did,,after almost a year of dating this guy, I noticed he was avoiding me, I asked him if something was wrong and if he wanted to end our relationship,,he made up some silly excuse and we spent the nite together,, the next morning I went to work and during the afternoon I texted to tell him that I would be at his gig ( his a drummer) before 10 and I would bring my camera,,he texted me back said Cool. So I arrive at the gig and he seems to be avoiding me..after the first set he brings me outside and tells me that he sort of met someone and she was coming down so I said so its over and he said yessss. and then he told the doorman (after letting me in without a cover charge earller) that his girl was coming down!!!!!!! everyone there saw what happened. I believe in karma what goes around comes around and he will get hisss
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Friday 10 July
By natalie
the last boy i dated was so sweet and everything on my cell and email, but then he went away for a soccer tournement and cheated on me he came back and lied about it then asked out three other girls, still trying to get me back, then me and my friends went to "The Village" and he tried to get into my house. FREAK!!! And he's still trying to get me back.....bribing me with gold and gifts..........stalker!!!
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Tuesday 25 August
By Heather
I was with a guy for quite a while, totally crazy about him. One morning after spending the night at his place, the phone kept ringing off the hook. He finally answered it and spoke in short, ambiguous responses. All he would tell me was it was a "detective", asking him for "information" about some "situation". About a week later, I found out that he had been cheating on me with a 14-year-old (we were in our mid-20's), and he was hauled off to jail!
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