XXX-Threat (n.): This guy is a little too into pornography, which is evident by the amount of it stored on his computer and stuffed under his bed. He even has porno mags stacked in his bathroom! Um, ew! He goes to local strip clubs so often that he's friends with all the strippers (and even knows their real names). He's a good guy for the most part, and at first you may not understand why he doesn't have a girlfriend, but once you realize what a porn addict he is, you're outta there. He's so XXX that he even drinks XXX VitaminWater.
The Dude Dictionary: a collection of some of the men -- and their behavior -- we've encountered in our lives, lovingly catalogued by Shmitten Kitten creator Anna Goldfarb. Got a dictionary entry you'd like to add? Let us know!
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Tuesday 12 May
By Anna Nicole Smith
Why is she holding up gay porn?
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Thursday 14 May
By Natalie
Because a XXX threat isnt confined to pussys....DOuchey!
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Thursday 04 June
By chelsea
I dont know why women tolerate a man who watches porn. Im sorry but i consider it the same as cheating. your man would probably dump you the second he found out you were interested in other people and then here we are accepting them looking at disgusting pictures of other womens naked bodies doing things that normal human beings would do. All i know is that when i found a large amount of porn on my boyfriends computer i got the same feeling in my stomach as the time i found out an ex was cheating on me
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Friday 07 August
By Mitzi
I completely agree with you. it is cheating. Everyone who says that women who can't handle it have low self esteems are kidding themselves. Women who will not tolerate it have very high self esteems and are speaking up for themselves. Bravo for sticking to your guns. If a guy does not want to kick the habit, he isn't worth it. Simple as that.
Friday 20 November
By CHELLE
I THINK IF FEMALES WOULD STOP FOCUSING ON "I CANT DO WHAT HE DOES OR ELSE HE WOULD........." AND REALIZE GUYS ARE GUYS THEY HAVE THAT IN THERE NATURE TO BE A "DOG" ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.WHEN US GIRLS ARE MORE "WELMANNERD AND LADY LIKE"(or most of us i hope) GUYS CRAVE MACHONESS AND IF U ARE LOOKING AT OTHER DUDES IN A PORNO OF COURSE HE WILL BE TRIPPIN.
Sunday 21 June
By Annie
I kind of agree... I caught my boyfriend several times watching porn, and I felt horrible... But the worst was when I caught him masturbating on a porn movie!!! I almost die!!! I didn't know what to do so I didn't say anything in that moment... And it's not that I don't want to have sex.... all the opposite, I'm the one who is always looking for him in the sex thing... so I just started thinking if I had a picture or video of my ex and I started touching myself looking at him... wouldn't that be cheating??? I don't care if he watches porn I just don't want him to have secrets or be excluded or because if he hides this little thing from me he can hide bigger things too and that's when cheating starts! Well I just told him I don't want secrets and that I saw him several times... and that if he keeps hiding things from me I'll start doing the same...
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Tuesday 12 January
By milesbennettdyson
Once again, confusing the issue... You sound worried that your man is cheating on you. What's the number one reason people cheat? They want to. Cheaters cheat, the same way drunkards drink, no matter how many times they tell you "it's a disease." It's the only disease in the world you have to go seek out and pay for, that's what.
If you're worried your man's gonna cheat on you, you have bigger problems than porn. Porn's literally advertising--for women, good fashion/makeup are just as much of a stimulant as nudity for men. Think i'm telling tales? Why are Cosmo magazines 300 pages long, 250-odd pages filled with "tasteful" depictions of waif-thin fashion coat-hangers with couture draped on them? If that ain't porn, I don't know what is! Maybe your guy should be worried you'll start cheating on him with a handbag--that's about as logical as your thought process remains here.
Saturday 27 June
By Iceshark39
Personally, I see no problem with guys (or girls) watching porn - of ANY kind! It can actually help strenghten relationships if you're in a good, loving one, and understand and respect your lovers limits. It also helps with 'fantasy play', if you're into that (or role play if you prefer). It adds spice to a relationship and can be fun if you actually watch it with your lover. I'm female and actually own some 'adult' magazines. Hey, as an artist, you can draw wonderful inspiration from the models and the articles can be really good too! (Hey, if Azamov can get his start in Playboy....) Who knows? You might find out some interesting things about each other doing so. My only 'rule' about it is, if you have porn, share it. It's hardly cheating when they share with you.
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Thursday 06 August
By Lucy
Um, no porn if you are in a committed relationship. Why in the hell do people say it's okay and it strengthens a relationship. The guy watches porn, has sex with you, probably from behind, pretending you're that hot number he has been jerking off to. I know this from experience. My man was addicted to porn and he got to the place where he would watch/jerk off if I was there or not. I felt so cheated and unattractive. He stopped and our relationship has never been stronger. I do believe it is a form of cheating, so girls, quit lowering your standards. It's not okay.
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Tuesday 01 September
By heather
my last boyfriend (of 8 years) was highly addicted to porn. i mean he had about 30 or 40 videos and counting. i would get mad at him and break them. only for more to show up ina afew days. i even had to put a password on my computer to monitor his activity. whenever i wasnt home, or was even in another room (like showering, sleeping or evenoutside with the kids) he would watch them! he would make excuses of why he didnt feel good and didnt want to attend family functions only for me to come home and find a crunchy towel behind the couch. to make matters even worse whenever wed argue (which obviously became quite often) he would go in the room and lock the door and watch porn with the volume very high just to piss me off. then come out of the room and make comments about what he seen and "how good it was". now im completely scarred from this. i will not tolerate any man who is into porn. it disturbs me. personally im damn near a sex addict. and as someones girlfriend i am willing to do prettymuch anything those bitches do. just between me and my man in the privacy of our own home. takeit or leave it because love wont keep you in my house!!!
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Monday 19 October
By Amy
You poor dear! I'm sorry you had to go through that.
Wednesday 16 December
By Angimosity
My ex was deployed to Iraq for 15 months. Of course, I knew he'd have porn, and even though it SORT of bothered me at the time... I figured as soon as he got home he would be done with the obsession of watching some methed out women getting slammed in every hole (gross!) ... nope. He watched porn constantly. I was hospitalized, and the night I came home I was sleeping in his lap and woke up to his hard on from (yep ladies) watching porn.
My conclusion based on my observations : I work with addicts. And this type of addiction is comparable to gambling. It's an escape from reality. They isolate themselves, engulf themselves in addiction, make excuses, blame, and eventually break most relationships.
That's what happened with us. Our plan was to live happily ever after (well, almost) live together, and finish college. As soon as I said "NO MORE PORN!!!" He bounced out and moved in with his buddy. Now, his only buddy.
If you have a man who's an addict: dump him. Otherwise, you'll rip yourself apart, feel neglected, even unattractive. You'll even try to compromise (though it'll piss you off) and eventually, it'll end. Would you date a junkie? Or a man with a gambling problem? Then don't date a dude who gets off on watching glorified hookers who pretend they love to get slammed 100 times a day by 1000 different guys.
I'm engaged to a man who hates strippers and porn; and loves the hell out of me. :)
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Saturday 12 December
By kevin
Ladies, Let me tell you something. My girl and I have been watching porn together for over 9 years. This Turns me on as well as her. We both know that there is no chance in hell that we will ever meet or have sex with the pornstars so theres no harm. It spices up our sex life like you wouldnt believe. For all of you complaining about your man watching porn. Quit being lame in bed and he wont have to jerkoff 15 times a week. give him a blowjob or two a week and be kinky in bed and it will cut his porn watching down by alot.. i bet all of you complaining are either single or divorced....
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Wednesday 16 December
By amy
I am not single...I'm engaged. And what is good for you is fine. But don't generalize and say we are bad in bed just b/c we don't like porn. And not all guys like porn either...and they're not gay. People with your attitude are pathetic.