Sometimes guys say the darndest things. Like, not in a cute, "Oh, that's so adorable I just want to hug you and make you baked ziti, cuddle on the couch and watch 'Gossip Girl'" kind of way. But more in a "WTF, you are a raging jerkface who I would like to kick in your special purpose" sense. You catch my drift. Things like, "If I'd have known you weren't going to sleep with me tonight, I'd have ordered more whiskey," which was said to a good friend of ours by a charming d-bag on their first date.
In honor of these guys and their craptacular behavior, we've decided to highlight some in a semi-regular column, Relationship Whoas. We want your stories of horrible dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Amazing tales of the guys you dated who had two cars and two cell phones so he could more effectively cheat. (Yes, that actually happened.)
Send them to us or just leave it in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address). We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.
Need some inspiration? Check out some of the nasty things that the girls at The Frisky have heard from a-holes past: -- "Stop being a c**t." -Brittany
-- "Something smells fishy in here."-June
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Monday 27 July
By Wanda Cabin
You don't need douche's in your life this includes issue 1-5. A douche like this calls for being a walking yeast infect ready to pounce on prey. You will get tired of 7 day method or the new 1 day . Some girls don't even finish their med's. They stop because they feel better. In short watch who you sleep with. If you're uncomfortable,or find yourself in too many wierd situations don't comprimize. Dump him and don't get pregnant,watch out for the unexpected above all don't freak out AIDS//HPV/STD's are in line with all the other stuff.I have been with guys that rerfuse non oxynol 9,or sneak to pull off the condom. it's crazy I have thoughts of abstinence.~Wanda~
Wednesday 12 August
By Kelly
I just read your post and it scared me yet releived me at the same time that you had someone that helped you see how bad that situation could've gotten. I have a 17 yo daughter and I know that regardless of all of the warnings you girls often give too much information about yourselves online and are not always as cautious as you should be when talking to others. I hope that you did learn from this and will tell other young girls how you were one of the lucky ones that didn't follow through with being w/ this creep. We all make mistakes in life. I'm just glad that you seem to have learned from yours.
Sunday 11 October
By Jo
That your ex had your back like that is incredible, makes me wonder why you guys aren't together anymore but then again that's a whole nother story in itself I'm sure!
Saturday 13 February
By jaguar6cy
It sounds like you are easily confused. The "ex" across the street clearly cares enough to help you out of a dangerous situation, and then confront you about it. You are apparently too confused to know that he has character and he cares about what happens to you. Grow up, you are obviously missing something there.
Did you remember to thank him?
Thursday 07 May
By Amdela
Oh, sooooooo many to pick from. How about this one - I went to Thailand shortly after the war in Iraq started to teach for a while. One night, on the phone, my bf told me, "If the war gets worse, and anything weird happens there, you need to come home." I told him no, I will come home if I feel I need to, not if you tell me to. His response was, "I understand that, and I respect that, but if I tell you to come home, you need to come home." I broke up with him right then.
Then there was the other guy. I put on about 15 lbs. when I was dating him. One day, he batted at my arm, poked the fat, and told me, "It's such a shame, you're such a pretty girl."
I have lots more, guys are special.....
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Thursday 11 June
By james
you need to find yourself a decent man... :]
Sunday 21 June
By hippichick
Awe, the first guy didn't sound too bad.. maybe the way he said it was way worse than I read it tho... but it kinda sounded like he was just uber worried. I was living in brasil and everyone HATED americans.
second guy def sounded like a jerk.
Thursday 07 May
By Al
While I almost always started off nice, sometimes I said the wrong things.
1. At her parents place for Christmas one year, "If only you were as pretty as your mom...."
2. "Are you sure that baby isn't yours? It's ugly enough and..." - Thats as far as I got on that one.
3. "If you were smart enough to remember my birthday, I probably wouldn't have forgotten yours... and yet still remembered your sisters."
4. "Men may be stupid but we admit it. Women are crazy... apparently too crazy to realize its true."
Yeah... Men say stupid stuff... if its worth anything, I didn't always mean too.
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Thursday 10 September
By jen
wow the sister one scared me a little no offence
Wednesday 16 December
By Vajra
3.
You forgot his birthday.
That's your fault too, retard.
Tuesday 29 December
By Marian
Al, I wish I knew you. I'd be laughing my *ss off ALL the time. That's great!
Friday 08 May
By Cass
I think "Shut up" is the worst thing anyone can say to another person.
"I don't love you, and I never will." - said one boyfriend of 8 months when I finally worked up the courage to tell him I loved him. He wasn't over his cheating ex who lived on the other side of the country.
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Tuesday 16 June
By sammy
=[ im sorry. i know how you feel. the same thing happened to me. i liked this guy for so long..i told him how i felt..and he rejected me. (for the second time)..He took back his cheating whore girlfriend who cheated on him TWICE.
Saturday 09 May
By ginger
Here's one....I was proposed to by this boyfriend...and he said..."You're no MIss America, but I want to marry you anyway." I am by no means a troll! This same guy earlier that year said when I asked what we would be doing for my birfthday..."Uh, huh? We not going out on that day, Dallas is playing!"
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Thursday 11 June
By James!
you married him didn't you? lol
he's your husband of like 9 freakin years I bet...hahaha
Tuesday 16 June
By S
I would have dumped him that same day he told me that we weren't going out for my birthday because some game is playing. That was already a hot red flag that you didn't take in consideration. I'm not surprised he did that after hearing this. I would have told him to enjoy his game and made my own plans without him from then on.
Wednesday 19 August
By Kat
I married one of those guys before he let it show! He was watching a hockey game ( Standley cup play-offs ) when I was 3 mo pregnant. I began to hemorrhage and when I told him I was losing the baby and needed to go to the hospital, he said I would have to wait till the end of that period so he wouldn't miss any big goals! To top it off, when we met my Doc at the ER they both began discussing the game as they were running my stretcher down the corridor to surgery. I wasn't even included in the conversation!! I divorced the husband, and fired the doctor.
Monday 01 June
By Laura Lucas
The last Christmas that my ex husband and I were together he said he wished I would commit suicide so he could get my life insurance $........
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Tuesday 16 June
By Objective Man
See? You women want honesty, and when you get it, you complain. . . .
Sunday 28 June
By Melanie
Oh My gosh! That's a horrible thing to say!