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Sometimes guys say the darndest things. Like, not in a cute, "Oh, that's so adorable I just want to hug you and make you baked ziti, cuddle on the couch and watch 'Gossip Girl'" kind of way. But more in a "WTF, you are a raging jerkface who I would like to kick in your special purpose" sense. You catch my drift. Things like, "If I'd have known you weren't going to sleep with me tonight, I'd have ordered more whiskey," which was said to a good friend of ours by a charming d-bag on their first date.
In honor of these guys and their craptacular behavior, we've decided to highlight some in a semi-regular column, Relationship Whoas. We want your stories of horrible dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Amazing tales of the guys you dated who had two cars and two cell phones so he could more effectively cheat. (Yes, that actually happened.)
Send them to us or just leave it in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address). We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.
Need some inspiration? Check out some of the nasty things that the girls at The Frisky have heard from a-holes past: -- "Stop being a c**t." -Brittany
-- "Something smells fishy in here."-June
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Saturday 25 July
By Annie D
Whoa sister...talk about ignoring red flags!!! And why do we always want to "fix" them? I guess it's part of that maternal instinct. Well, better to live and learn from the experience. I had a jerk similar to that, too...but the next guy ended up being Mr. Right. So best to you!
Wednesday 19 August
By steve
you are a moron
Thursday 10 September
By Lisa
OMG sounds like a story I am very familiar with...I hate to hear about anyone Bi-polar cause I experienced it first hand and they will suck the life out of you...Glad that you got out as well as I did!!!
Friday 11 September
By Roflopagus
Hey, since we're already off topic, I just want to add that this kinda bs is what gives bipolar a bad name. Yes, there's a correlation with bipolar and drug/alcohol abuse, as well as some random really messed up stuff. Yes, the guy wasn't helping his condition by poisoning himself. But I really hate when people throw in "bipolar" when describing some douchebag thing that somebody did like that's the big factor at play (which). Furthermore, I hate people that kidnap, rape, murder, and hide the body and then use bipolar as a crutch when they're caught. Its really just a lack of self-discpline. The bf put himself in a snowball. "ME's" locus of control was vacationing on the moon. And you'd think the one that wasn't blasted out of reality would have the sense to get out (or find help to get out). Losers on both sides in this laughable but not really funny story. *I apologize for the bipolar spiel. But being bipolar and having dabbled in drugs, binged, and run the spectrum of the disease myself, I can say that I got my issues under control and have been in a 2.5 yr. relationship (overlapping the bad). And I never found it necessary or relevant to beat my gf into submission either. That punk bf of "ME's" would have done the same, even after stripping bipolar from his list of problems.*
Saturday 12 September
By suzy sohmers
oh, what a victim. did he also force you to date his ridiculous broke ass and get you hooked on unviable poor drunk men? you need to take some responsibility here. i'm also very impressed with suzy summers up there for knowing "most men". she sounds like she'd be outstandingly intolerant of many sexual acts and sorts of humor and it sounds like she secretly wants to be peed on
Tuesday 22 September
By BobbyCanuck
Because you are a women, therefore pre programmed by YOUR mother to equate abuse to love
OR the irrational desire to assume that you actually have the power to change a man
Thursday 24 September
By G
This isn't a case of dating the worst guy out there. This is, pretty much, a case of bad judgment.
Friday 02 October
By Jackee
Ok peeing on someone else is gross, but come on, even as a chick, I think it is an over reaction, For one you are in the shower so it will wash off, and guys are naturally morons most times and need corrected, so tell him it's not kewl. If he continues then wait till he has a hard on n break it! Girls, sneak attacks are our best friends. :D
Friday 02 October
By That's What She
^That's a troll right there.
Sunday 04 October
By kimmy
I was dating this total douchebag, and in the course of me performing oral sex, he starting aggressively pushing my head down to the point where it hurt, and would not stop despite me asking. Well, it just so happens that i'm epileptic, and when i have seizures i have a tendency to bite my tongue....well, i went for the next best thing, and needless to say after he got out of the emergency room, i never had to deal with his loser a** again.
Wednesday 07 October
By Roger
well im a guy i have bi polar i never been arrested or anything and i dont go hitting my wife if i lost her i know i would never find any one else even if she does treat me bad sometimes i problably deserve it see as my ex girlfriend would say im one of the "rare overly nice to girls so much that it makes them so sick they end up hateing me " kinda guys the kinda guy that would like a girl but never make it past the friends stage plus im ugly and fat as hell so i count that im lucky enoug ht ohave a wife the loves me for me...as for peeing on some one what kinda sick shit head would do that....does that really happen?
Tuesday 13 October
By Jed Clever
Because you're a freakin' idiot with a brain the size of a pea and the self esteem of fecal matter!
Thursday 15 October
By anna
I read your comment, than others defending you, and i have to say, your such a @#$%# idiot i am amazed that you made it to the computer and even more impressed that you managed to figure out how all of those flashy buttony things work in order to type your message. I understand what some are saying as far as getting out of a relationship like that, but if you meet some one who lives with thier mother and is already on probation for something, and you cant see that as a sign that reads "stay the @#$% away from this guy" , than you are probably going to die very early either at the hands of another man just like this one or from sticking your head in a garbage disposal, you stupid, stupid, STUPID person. oh, did I mention how STUPID you are?
Sunday 17 January
By Yowser!
I know. Especially since you could not resist being influenced or being controlled by him in the first place.
Tuesday 26 January
By Maria
Oh dear! It sounds like what I went through but worse! I was with a guy for four years (I know, I know!) He had a crack problem that I didn't realize or didn't want to realize. Anyway, he got me on it (my fault, I know) stole from me, my parents, stole my car and gave it to drug dealers who got in a high speed chase in it with cops, got the car back, and weeks later found a gun stashed in it. Finally got my head out of my ass and kicked him to the curb. Guess what! I got another boyfriend that had a crack problem too! Jeese Louise! I suppose I had no self esteem at all. Got rid of him too! Hang in there!
Friday 29 January
By Rd
That is the lamest story I have ever heard. It is one thing to discover that someone is a loser while dating them.....it's another thing to stay in such a completely asinine relationship and allow that much damage to be done to yourself. When you agree to go out with someone with such disregard for a decent quality of life, do you honestly expect them to have ant regard for you?
Thursday 07 May
By zebra-girl
Issue #1 Middle-aged man who thinks he's still 17.
Issue #2 Middle-aged wanna-be-a-teen-again is actively pursuing me.
Issue #3 I'm still a minor
Issue #4 He's dating my close friend
Issue #5 Said friend is bi and and has few qualms about her boyfriend talking to me as long as it will eventually (in her mind) lead to a steamy 3-some.
When i first met this guy in person, being the gullible little morsel of jailbait that i was, i though he was sweet, sensitive, and fun and totally disregarded the age gap. So, when i got the green light from his gf, i gave him my number.
And that's when i discovered a whole other side to this man. Over the many phone conversations i had with him, he told me that he was entranced with my eyes and that my lips were scrumptious and also the "best kind for giving bj's." He asked me if i wanted to know what "someone's mouth feels like down there." Among other things he said he wanted to kiss me while simultaneously grabbing my butt, suck on my nipples, take pictures of me and his girlfriend making out, and touch himself whilst looking at my myspace pictures. Maybe you think I'm a prude, but remember i was effin 17 and this guy was 30 (at the youngest).
So why did i keep talking to him? Cause iw as dumb enough to fall for all the bs he fed me. He told me he was a cancer patient undergoing chemo, that he was suicidal, he told me if i called the police he'd kill himself. When i didn't call him he'd send me heart-breaking messages over myspace about how he was crying and thinking about me.
How did i escape from this douchebag? My ex-boyfriend, who lived on the same cul-de-sac as me, noticed him repeatedly driving past my house late at night. He walks over to my front yard, stands there with arms crossed and legs shoulder-length apart, and waits. Creepster starts rolling down the drive again, sees 250 lbs of of solid man standing there ready to whup his cancer-patient ass, and promptly puts the car into reverse. The next day my ex comes over to my house and yells at me for ten minutes about the dangers of "fraternizing with molestatious characters."
I guess seeing my friend so angry and distraught broke the barrier of stupidity in my teenage brain, because i realized how oblivious i was being to all the warning bells Mr. Mid-life Crisis was setting off. I finally deleted him from my contact list and it felt like a huge burden off my back. I realize now i was pretty lucky to escape that situation unscathed.
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Wednesday 10 June
By asherisb
You were never a prude! Even if you were seventeen!! When things get uncomfortable, that is your intuition letting you know its time to get the hell outta there!! That man belongs far away from society if he thought those actions and words were appropriate!! Plus, you are a lady and no man speaks that dirty to a lady!!
Thursday 18 June
By Gerib
you need some serious help, at the least, and some inpatient therapy at best!
Wednesday 01 July
By sommerfieldbre
the thing you have to learn is selfworth. I too went down that road. it was cocaine and anything else I could get my hands on. all in the name of love. after being clean and sober for ten years, I can see I was the one who needed help. I can help anyone but myself and I needed to learn to atke care of me before take care of you. wrong judgement in the man department, just means that you learned the wrong one from the right one. Not all men are that way. LOVE yourself before thinking of loving another. 40ish and finally learned that.