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Sometimes guys say the darndest things. Like, not in a cute, "Oh, that's so adorable I just want to hug you and make you baked ziti, cuddle on the couch and watch 'Gossip Girl'" kind of way. But more in a "WTF, you are a raging jerkface who I would like to kick in your special purpose" sense. You catch my drift. Things like, "If I'd have known you weren't going to sleep with me tonight, I'd have ordered more whiskey," which was said to a good friend of ours by a charming d-bag on their first date.
In honor of these guys and their craptacular behavior, we've decided to highlight some in a semi-regular column, Relationship Whoas. We want your stories of horrible dude behavior. Bad boys. Creepy guys. Crappy texts. Nasty e-mails. Amazing tales of the guys you dated who had two cars and two cell phones so he could more effectively cheat. (Yes, that actually happened.)
Send them to us or just leave it in the comments (resist the urge to include his full name, blog and e-mail address). We promise we'll change all incriminating names and details.
Need some inspiration? Check out some of the nasty things that the girls at The Frisky have heard from a-holes past: -- "Stop being a c**t." -Brittany
-- "Something smells fishy in here."-June
...click over to read more!
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Wednesday 06 May
By Um
You know, for someone who was repulsed by this man, you SURE sound fixated on him. If you were so unhappy with him, why on earth would you let him stay with you??? Plus, all your bs about class makes you sound like a real winner. You did him a favor by "breaking his heart."
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Sunday 23 August
By lune
wtf are you talking about?
Sunday 08 November
By pepper
sounds to me like your just a bitch whos bored
what makes you think you have the right to talk to
someone like that? she is expressing herself
and your attacking her? trust me sweetheart
theres better things to do in your lifetime than
attack people on the web
Wednesday 06 May
By Jupiter
my ex boyfriend thought it was hilarious to wait until i was shampooing my hair with my eyes closed to open the shower curtain and pee on me.
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Thursday 07 May
By a_dude
That is the funniest thing I've read all week. I send him a hi-five.
Monday 11 May
By Kate
SERIOUSLY? That's nasty. Funny (because it's happening to someone else and not me) but really, really gross.
What possesses someone to pee on someone else?
Thursday 11 June
By Stanley A
Yes, pissing on you is juvenile behavior. It's the sort of uncouth gesturebehavior I might myself might succumb to.. You have a rather rigid, idealized idea of what love is. Your ideation is colored by a illusory romantic dream of love. Much like the Flaubert's Madame Bovary, Which doesn't cottonn to anything suggestive of the joyful play that True Love delights in. Romance is a function more contributory to an elevated and well-agrandised image of self than anything else. Get real Jupiter. You're living in a dream world.
Tuesday 16 June
By S
Only a person who has no respect and morals would pee on someone for the fun of it. That is just plain disgusting to do especially to another human being. What an animal. I wouldn't even call that human behavior. A person like that deserves to be beat in the face and have some broken bones. You just don't do things like that to people. Also, if he was so big and bad I don't know why he waited until you were shampooing your hair where you were hardly capable of defending yourself. How would he liked it if someone diarrhea in his mouth?
Tuesday 23 June
By Snookypuss!
LMAO over this...what a guy thing to do, and think its funny..
Monday 20 July
By Michael
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Wednesday 12 August
By Kiki
My worst boyfriend experience was the one in college that not only stole $20 out of my purse before he left me in the morning, but gave my an STD. Talk about adding insult to injury! Needless to say the relationship ended quickly and I made sure everyone knew about why!
Friday 21 August
By WTF!
Stanley A...you may use your fancy and philsopical rhetoric to try and fool the rest of these people into believing what any part of what you are saying is true, but dude, you're a total doosh bag...to the 10th power!
Friday 21 August
By Judie
My ex husband did the same thing to me. So, I reached over and gave "it" a squeeze to stop the flow. Wow, did he scream! How was I supposed to know that hurts a guy?
Saturday 22 August
By Alyssa
my boyfriend did the same thing to me we were in the shower and he was behind me when i heard him laughing i turned around and he was pissing on my leg when i yelled at him he said oh it washes off your in the shower anyway
Thursday 27 August
By OMG
Holy shit I totally saw your video !!! He pisses in your face!!
Sunday 30 August
By Suzy Summers
That has to be one of the most disrespecting act a man can do to a woman.. We know most men are dogs but come on... do you men need to mark your territory like one??? Are you man or beast?
Sunday 30 August
By sadgalinsd
EWWW! At least pee is sterile. lol My ex husband used to wait until I was in the hot shower and throw very cold water over the top of the shower curtain down onto me.
Wednesday 02 September
By Jess
To Stanley: get real Jupiter??? you're living in an idealized dream world? as far as I've noticed all she said was the facts: her ex peed on her. She offered no opinions about it. She was being real about what happened...you're jumping to conclusions about what was in between the lines.
Thursday 03 September
By Steph
That's really gross! I wouldn't want anyone to do that to me! That's really appalling that someone would do that to anyone, I hope you dumped him because if he thought that was funny, he might think that beating you to a pulp and putting you in the hospital is funny.
Wednesday 23 September
By MaryJane
Well, that's just the most douche-y thing EVER. What an ASS! I am SO sorry!