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Amy Winehouse collapsed at her home in St. Lucia. After being rushed to the hospital, she was diagnosed with dehydration. We think they left out the treatment, which surely read "drink more water and do fewer drugs." (via Anything Hollywood)

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning! He was reportedly found by his 16-year-old daughter while unconscious on the floor. The actor has battled alcoholism for years. (via Perez Hilton)

Jessica Alba's daughter, Honor, is getting toothy -- literally! The 11-month-old is "getting new teeth everyday" according to her famous mummy. Honor's also about to have a bash in honor of her b-day next month. (via People)

Shia Labeouf's wannabe girlfriends only need to meet one requirement: look/act like his mother. In another quotable from his Playboy interview, he states, "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother ... If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would." Creepy. (via Dlisted)

Madonna's Malawian adoption case is getting weirder. "The Early Show" filmed a three-part interview with a guy who claims to be Mercy's (the girl that Madge wants to adopt) father. He claims to want to care for Mercy himself, although the Material Girl's people say that no one knows if he's even the baby's daddy. (via PopSugar)

Zac Efron's a big, ripe avocado. No, really. Disney's marketing healthier foods to kids and decided to name one of their products the "Zac Efron avocado." Nice. (via Jezebel)