If you thought all those rehab shows were obscene, nothing will prepare you for this. WE TV is pimping a new series called "I Want to Save Your Life" that will feature "undercover health interventions" by nutritionist and personal trainer Charles Stuart Platkin, aka The Diet Detective.

The premise? He stalks overweight women, catches them in the act of eating sundaes ('cause, you know, that's what fatties do all day long) and infiltrates their lives via loved ones in order to save them from themselves. We think we just burned some calories thinking about kicking the crap out of this condescending little prick.