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Jessica Alba's a really bad driver. She was pulled over in L.A. for her questionable driving, before being slapped with a ticket the next day for her parking prowess (or lack thereof). (via Perez Hilton)

Dita Von Teese is on the manwagon again, this time with 25-year-old fashion heir Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. They were spotted at Coachella last week and friends of Mr. C say they're shocked and appalled. (via Anything Hollywood)

Paula Abdul will be in Sacha Baron Cohen's "Bruno." She was duped into doing an interview with the faux gay Austrian reporter...while sitting on two gardeners. (via PopEater)

Shia LaBeouf's injured hand -- from his July 2008 car accident -- won't ever be fully recovered, he told "Playboy" magazine. "These things had to happen. This accident is what I needed in my life...the hand is like a tattoo that says MISTAKE," he said. (via People)

Beyonce did NOT send a body double to an Austrian museum to go shopping. The scandal was fabricated by a local radio station, and Sasha Fierce had nothing to do with it. Darn. That would have been the hookey play of the century. (via Dlisted)

Amy Winehouse feels out of place in London? The singer has been spending so much time in St. Lucia that she feels more at home there, her friends say. (via Just Jared)