Some people will only sleep on 400-thread-count sheets; others demand quality when it comes to their vaginas. Enter Jimmyjane, whose design-centric line of sex toys takes masturbation to new heights. And because they don't want your orgasms to suffer in this recession, they're offering Lemondrop readers 15 percent off any of their high-end vibrators, blindfolds, massage candles and gift sets using the code "JJLemondrop."

Of course, we couldn't let you trudge blindly into the sex-toy abyss -- so we tried out a few items to get you started.

The Little Chroma "Vanitas" ($175) is a freakin' adorable skull-and-butterfly version of the regular Little Chroma ($125). You can also get the embellished version with a cute tattoo design or floral motif. Small, light and streamlined, this toy's main asset (for those of us with roommates) is that it's quiet, claiming to be "barely audible at arm's length." The lack of variation on speed or pressure makes this a better vibe for added stimulation during intercourse than for solo sessions, although the Little Chroma is waterproof, which could make for a pretty kickin' bath-time party.

Pro: It's cute like jewelry, but it's a vibrator! Pulling one of these out says you're a woman who cares about orgasms AND appearances.

Con: It's pretty expensive for not having any real features beyond the aesthetic. But we all know beauty ain't cheap.

Click here to read our review of another $175 Jimmyjane vibe.

The Form 6 ($175) purple passion has a streamlined shape that looks about as classy as possible for something made to go in your pants. With six different vibration modes from "constant" to "ripple" to "thrum," and six different speeds and intensity levels, the Form 6 can pretty much do everything but make your bed afterward. There's not a lot that's intuitive about it, however; you may have to spend some face time with the manual or risk pressing the wrong button at a critical moment.

Pro: Currently Babeland's best-selling vibe, this is the epitome of an adult-lady vibrator. Purchasing one is sort of like buying your first designer dress.

Con: It takes six hours to initially charge this baby up, so don't expect to use it right away.

Emily McCombs is a contributing editor at Lemondrop who's dedicated to trying out the best of the sex-toy world.