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It's becoming increasingly obvious that we're all going to be dead soon from swine flu, the virus that has already killed 103 in Mexico City and recently spread to the U.S., where 11 cases have already been confirmed. When our minds turn to the post-apocalyptic nightmare land that the movies have taught us follow a major disease outbreak, we can't help but fantasize about all the things we're going to do in between looting and avoiding roving rape gangs.
After the jump, find out our plans for our last weeks on Earth, and let us know what you'd do with your limited time.
Julie, Associate Editor: I would eat myself into a fat stupor. It would be all nachos all the time.
Emily, Contributing Editor: One word: relapse. My sobriety is no match for the swine flu.
Laura, Editor: Nonstop Percocet, not working out and eating my feelings.
Erin, Community Editor: I'd loot the fancy cheese and wine shop that I normally can't afford. Then I'd steal a '66 Mustang convertible and joy ride up and down the coast.
Tell us! What would you do if the world was ending?
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Monday 27 April
By Aftercancer
In no particular order - Smoke, Drink, eat lots of deep fried crap and ice cream.
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Monday 27 April
By AOG
Keep on praying and relying on the Lord Jesus Christ
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Monday 27 April
By AOG
Sounds good to me. But all in moderation of course.
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Monday 27 April
By krktday
There is 20 confirmed cases so far and no one here has died. I don't get it. In the earlly 70's we all lined up in endless lines to get our Swine Flu shot because a outbreak was eniment and it never came, but still if they had the ability to make all that vacine for it then why don't they have the formula now?
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Monday 27 April
By Atomic
Maybe it did not spread in the 70's because we all got the vaccine??? Just saying.
They do not have a current vaccine because the actual virus is a combination of swine, bird, & human influenza strains. They are just calling it swine flu to simplify. It is actually a super virus.
Tuesday 28 April
By G.A.
The U.S. is lying about the so called swin flu, for political reasons (as always, they need someone to blame) in order to save face. “50 people have contacted the swin flu and not one has dead in the U.S.?” In Mexico, 100 people have died? The U.S. has more or less about 35,000 cases of the flu deaths per year, way more than Mexico. Those people in Mexico have dead for a smart flu Bomb that kills only Mexicans and spares Americans? The people who are dying from the flu in the U.S., the Medical establishment for Embarrassment and blame, In order to save face and promote the lies will simply say “it was some other flu. Is this some type of intelligent test? "MAN ARE AMERECANS STUPID" do you think you’re kidding the world? You’re not. Mexico knows exactly what you doing; they have a long History of Americas stupidity and crap. I don’t care if it’s the lizard flu the American who died or dead
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Sunday 03 May
By Ross
At the rate swine flu is killing people, all humans will be dead within 30 billion years.
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